Aaron Gillespie

Motto: First the Column… THEN Math

> I’m in a Bad-ish Mood… This Might Affect the Column in an Adverse Manner. But, Whatever Man.

> I Just Spoke Out Loud for the First Time in Three Hours… I Ruined the Streak.

> I’m Thinking About Making a Final Columnistic Change… Completely Revamp it for One Last Time. A Final Format Which Will Never Change, Never Need to Be Rearranged, and Will Probably Downplay Column Feedback to a Mere “Comments� Box. The Reason I’m Not Updating Lately is that I Know that I’m Not Going to Get Anything Out of It From My Readers. I Know You Read This, and I’m Not Blaming You for Anything. I Just Have Lost My Purpose with the Columns of Ancient Times. The Times Where I Just Did it For Fun, and Didn’t Expect Anybody to Give a Shit One Way or the Other. I’m Going Back. I Only Say This Because I’m Tired of Never Wanting to Update the Column. I’m Tired of Having to Copy and Paste this Over to Xanga and to Gay MySpace. This Isn’t a Blog. This is a Column. After the Change, There Will Be No More Lankyguy.

> Not to Worry, The Column Formats I’ve Been Playing Around With Over the Last Week are Extremely User Friendly, and I Believe Will Revert Back to Spirit the Column Once Had.

> School Sucks, I’m Liking it Less and Less Every Day. I Agree with Josh Weltha When He Said He Had Senioritis Half-Way Through His Junior Year.

> I’m Sure I’m Missing Out on a Lot that’s Column Worthy. I Just Don’t Feel Like Writing Anything Else.

> The Picture to Go Out On (Along with It’s Story): Nick Garrett Saw on The Lonely Island’s Awesometown Video that They Used Shirts to Introduce Themselves, and He Expressed His Desire for a Shirt Like Theirs. I Quite Agreed with Him. So, Just to Spite Him, (and because they are Awesome) I Made These for Joe, Jon, and I.

Top 5: Changes that Will be Made to the Column Once I Feel It Necessary

5. Better Archiving System for Videos, Columns, and the New Stuff
4. With Downplayed User Feedback, the Column Will Once Again be About Fun

3. More of a Web-Site Feel to It
2. Old Features Such as Personal Profiles from Back in the Geocities Days Will Once Again be Used
1. It’s Just Going to Kickass. I’ll Be Able to Play the Different Pages (Columns, Videos, History, Main, and Extras) Off of One Another to Create a More Whole Expirence.

Quotes:

” He’s Held Together by the Strong Nuclear Force “
- Josh Weltha -

” I’m on the Side of Truth “
- Kevin Allegre -

” Did You Ever Watch Doug? Remember Rodger? That Guy’s a Douche ”
         - Josh Weltha -

” IT Looks Like the Cock Fair Paid Your Notebook a Visit, That’s the Fairy with the Bag O’ Dicks and Sprinkles Them Everywhere “
- Josh Weltha, After Drawing 15-20 Penises on My Government Notebook -

 

” That Means When We Devy Up the Solar Systems Inheritance We’ll Get More “
- Kevin Allegre, About Pluto Being Kicked Out of Being a Planet -

” We Should Nuke Pluto Now “
- Jeremy -

” Corndogs are the Best Things in Life, Beside Hotdogs ”
         - Taylor Barker -

” I Lover Rabbit Nipples “
- Josh Weltha (written on my math notes while I wasn’t looking) –

 

” Bind, Torture, Kill, Then Masturbate on Their Faces “
- Anonymous -

Motto: Already Tired of School

> Yes Sir. Lucky Number Slevin Comes Out TOMORROW to Buy. I’m Getting that ‘Stuff’ Fox Sure. I Can’t Wait. That Movie is Gravy.

> For as Much as I Hate Emo, I Love the Emo Looking Guy on Whose Line. Jeff Davis.

> Uh… Not Really Much to Talk About I Guess.

> I’m Making a New Video, Like Usual. This One is Different From the Rest. But it’s Not Ready for Unveiling. So far It’s Got 5 Members of the Cast (More than Any Other Video I’ve Ever Made,) and More to Come. Sexy? Most Definitely.

> Man, I Really Should Have Thought of Something to Write About Before I Started This. I Don’t Even Know About a Picture to Go Out On. Holy Freaking Crap.

> I Want to Make Shirts….. But I Can’t Do that Now. That Would be  Good Picture.

> I Was Going to Say “I’m Sorry for the Update. But I’m Not Getting Any Feedback…

Top 5: Websites

5. Ebaum’s World
4. The Lonely Island

3. Internet Movie Database
2. How Stuff Works (for Nerds!)
1. Skatecolumns

Quotes:

” My Computer Has So Many Viruses, I Need to Get a Condom for My Hard Drive “
- Josh Weltha -

” I Thought the Pen was Collateral or Something “
- Kevin Allegre, After Ms. Long told Him to Bring a Pen Up to Register His Book Out to Him -

” Who’d They Get to Play Her? It Can’t Be Her, She Can’t Read Her Lines ”
         - My Dad, About Fantasia’s Lifetime Movie -

Uh, Hitman Song….. The Last skateboarding Video I’ll (probably) Ever Make’s Intro.

WATCH THE INTRO