8/11/06 #241 Post Scavenger Hunt
Friday, August 11th, 2006Motto: Scavenger Hunts Kick Ass
> Dude, Scavenger Hunt. Sweet. (More on that Later) BUT FIRST!
> I Stole This from One of Josh Barker’s Subscriptions… I’ve Got 45 Minutes Until the Video Gets Switched Over to My Computer Still… So This is What I’m Doing.
7 FAVS. (I would Much Prefer this to Have Said “Favorites,� It’s Really Not Much More Effort. The Guy Who First Made this was Lazy, Lazy and Sad)
Drink: Chocolate Milk
Color: Yeah Right! Green
Sport: Skateboarding (still)
Music: Basically Anything That’s Not Self Promoting cRap
Season: Winter, You Get to Stay Inside and Not Be Called Lazy….. But…… Also Summer, Because There’s No Basketball.
State: Kansas? Or is it of Being? Cause Then I’d Pick “Solid�
Place To Be: I Like Many Places
9 FACTS
Hometown: Lebo, KS
Height: 6’8�
hair color: This is Debateable, It’s Turning Blonder by the Day… Which is Strange….
Hair length: Shortish
Eye color: Green? Blue? Bleen? Glue? Yeah, I’d Say Glue.
Shoe size:Â 15 Give or Take a Size
Mood: Bored, Dreading School, But Good Otherwise
Education: is a Word in the English Language, This Particular Version of the Word is both Spelled Right and Capitalized Correctly.
Sign: Leo. Which is Short for “Leon Phelps: The Lady’s Man�
7 LOVE LIFE
Have you ever been heart broken?: If My Heart Broke I’d Have a Pacemaker and I Couldn’t Go Near the Microwave. But That’s Not a Fact.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?: I Doubt It. In Fact. I’m Sure I Haven’t
Have you ever told someone “I love you”?: Yeah, If You’re Actually Reading This, You Deserve it Too.
Have you ever fallen for your best friend?: My Best Friends Probably a Guy. So… No.
Are you afraid of commitment?: No,
Are you currently crushing?: I Crushed Some Soda Cans Today. Sunkist. I Drank Them. And That Made Me Happy. Like All Material Possessions I Possess which You Don’t, Do. If That Makes Sense… Why Am I Doing This?
Have you ever cheated/been cheated on?: Have I Ever Not Been Cheated On? Synthia’s Behind, She Needs to Screw Me Over or I Won’t Have a Perfect Record of Dating the Wrong Kind of People
9 THIS OR THAT
Love or lust: Â For Chocolate
Night or day?: Brunch
Hook-ups or relationship?: I’ve Never Really had the Hook-Ups, But Relationships are Cool.
TV or internet?: Oooo….. Internet (Unless the Simpson’s, Kind of the Hill, or Family Guy is on)
Pepsi or Coke?: Orange Fanta
Wild night out or romantic night in?: Wild Night In?
Saturday or Sunday?: Saturday, Dude. Why Even Ask?
Phone or in person?: I OWN YOU
Chocolate or vanilla? Look at My Answer to Last Question, That’s Not Even an Acceptable Answer. What an IDIOT
10 HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever been caught sneaking out?: I’ve Never Snuck Out
Have you ever skinny dipped?: Does Being Naked Underneath Your Swimming Suit Count?
Have you ever done something you regret?: Everybody Does Those, Again Another Yes or No Question with an Obvious Answer…. Have You Ever Breathed? How About Eaten?
Have you ever bungee jumped?: I Don’t Have the Huevos
Have you ever been on a house boat?: I Don’t This So.
Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker?: Is That a Special Feat? It’s Seems Kinda Normal to Me.
Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt?: I Wanted Josh Weltha. (Take off the ‘ed’ on “wanted�)
Ever stayed up all night ’til the sun came up?: Little Babies Do This. If Your Answer to This is “noâ€? you are a DIRTY Liar
Have you ever been caught by your parents with a hickey?: What?
Have you ever performed on stage?: Yep at Hartford’s Talent Show, I Wasn’t Too Talented
9 ARE YOU’S
Are you missing someone right now: If I Say ‘No’ I’ll Get Smacked
Are you living with your parent(s)?: I’m in High School
Are you with anyone right now?: Do You Mean Dating or in the Room?
Are you bored?: No SIR
Are you German?: Nine
Are you French?: Whatever the French Word for ‘No’ is
Are you Native American?: These Last Three Questions are Fillers
Are you shy?: I’m Not Sure.
> The Video is Still Uploading…. So…… I Don’t Know. I’ll Skip Ahead and Finish the Quotes (but You’ll Read that Later)
> Morse Code: - - -  . - .  .   . -   .–
> The Second Annual Scavenger Hunt is Down and Nobody Got Arrested (which makes the day- Unsuccessful). Was It Better than the First Hunt? The After Party, Yes; The Actual Hunt, Probably Not. Overall? It’s Close. Nick’s Team Won. Although, it was a Close Race Between His ‘Just 4 Guyz’ and Synthia’s ‘Jewish Babes with Emphysema.’ My ‘Supermodel Brigade’ Got 3rd, Stew’s ‘Sabotage’ Got 4th (Because They Had to Take a 3 Hour Break in the Middle of the Hunt,) and Chris Bray’s “Renegade� finished Fifth (because they never left town.) A Fun Time was Had By All. I’m Really Glad I’ve Been Able to Do These Things.
> I’m now a Scavenger Hunt Expert, And Therefore: Next Year will Have the Best List Yet. I Think I’m going to Name the Scavenger Hunt. Maybe Something Egotistical, Like ‘Aaron Ross Gillespie’s Six foot Eight inch Scavenger Hunt!� or Maybe Something Misleading, Such as ‘Scavenger Hunt for Starving AIDS Stricken Gay Red-Headed Children.’ Possibly, I Could Combine the Two… and Go with “Aaron Gillespie’s Thin-Assed AIDS Stricken Gay Scavenger Hunt.� (mom and dad won’t like that joke too much- and neither did you.)
> Nick Cheated.
> If I Actually Said anything Up there in the “Morse Code� Bit, It was Strictly by Coincidence, I Just Typed in a Random Sequence of Dots and Dashes…. Although I Believe the First Letter is “E.�
> Travis Pastrana did a Double-Backflip on this Motorcycle in This X-Games. I Missed It. Pisser.
> Ricky Retardo
> WHAT IF I STARTED TYPING IN ALL CAPS? HOW ANNOYING WOULD THIS BE?
> I Turned 18. Which Basically Means: if We Go to War I’m Screwed. Also- if I Were to Do Something Retarded and Get in Trouble For It - It Would Stick for Life. But Yay! I Can Buy Porno! (haha…. Just kidding mom and dad! (but on a different, unrelated note, I need your credit card number (and it’s Expiration Date (this is a Record Amount of “in-Parenthesis Parenthesis�es))))
> The Picture to Go Out On: This is the Team Picture the Supermodel Brigade had Posted at Casey’s
> The Video to Go Out On: This is a Video I Put Together Because I Was Bored (It’s Still Not 100% Finalized… But Close Enough)
Top 5: Memories From My Time on the Scavenger Hunt
5. Josh Hitting His Head on a Low Branch
4. Jon Humping 20 Things in 32 Seconds
3. The Guy Playing Along when Jon Tried to Buy Elbow Grease
2. I Actually Hit a Softball
1. The guy on the radio is a Dick (Warning: Explicit)
Quotes:
” More Like Mr. Shrively Nose “
- Mitch Jones -
” That Thing was Not Made for Me “
- Jon Sliter, About Getting Stuck in a Little Kid’s Jungle Gym at Putt-Putt –
” Don’t You Swing that Goddamn Bat “
- Myself, to Jon While We Were Both in the Batting Cages (About 5 times) -
” Doesn’t that Defeat the Whole Purpose of Haggling?  ”
- The Clerk I Tried to Haggle With, After I Offered Her 12 Cents for a 10 Cent Item –
” I Won’t Need to Fake the Erection Anymore “
- Nick Garrett, After Getting a Kiss -