9/25/06 #239 or Something- Much and Little.
Monday, September 25th, 2006Motto: Any of the Top Five Would Work
> Man, So Much has Happened in Eleven Days. I Don’t Want to Recap Much of It. I’ll Hit the Highlights.
> Hartford Harvest Days – Yates Center Show
> Messing Around at Lance Jones’ House
> Going to Emporia with Josh
> Staying the Night at Joe and Jon’s
> Then the, Unpleasant Item- which Needs Not Be Mentioned. Things are Getting Better.
> I Hate the Automatic Bullets Thingy that Word Does. It’s Worthless.
> Holy Crap I’m in a Good Mood. Too Good of a Mood to Write Any More. So, Here.
> Four Boredom Pictures to Go Out On!
School Grown Boredom Page 15!
School Grown War of Life!
School Grown Russel Comic!
Home Grown Boredom Page 16! (maybe my personal favorite)
Top 5: Principles of Joeism
5. If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Somebody Somewhere Screwed Up
4. The Heavily Armed Worm Kills the Early Bird
3. A Bird in the Hand is Easily Attainable My Extending One’s Middle Finger
2. Fred Roll Provides the Mysterious, Guiding Light
1. The Ultimate Anti-Oxidant is Suffocation
Quotes:
” Jack Be Nimble, Jack be Quick, Jack Impregnated a Chick “
- Josh Weltha -
” I’m Nathan Knight I’m Gunna Go Out and Buy a 2007 Chevy F-250 “
- Taylor Barker -
” I Know it Looks Like Splooge, But It’s Cinnamon Roll ”
       - Nickole Presley, After Being Asked “What is On Your Shirt?� –
” Until You Watch it I Will Only Refer to You Through the Use of Swears ”
       - Myself, To Josh, About Lucky Number Slevin -