Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Everybody DANCE

> Yesterday at Fred Roll I Explained the Meaning of Osmosis to the Workout Group. Never Before had I Felt So Cool Explaining a Concept of Molecular Processes to a Group of Over Ten People.

> Speaking of Fred Roll, That Class is Winding Down to It’s Final Days. Which also Means Basketball is Quickly Approaching. I’m Clinging to Life at this Moment.

> The first episode of Hopelessly Amazing is Coming Closer to Completion!

> I’ve had a Great Week Thus Far. How Have You All Been? Dandy

> Lebo High Plays the Colony-Crest Lancers Tomorrow. It’s Going to be My Classmates’ Last Football Game Ever. I’m Torn Over Going to It or Going to Fred Roll. I Really Should go to Fred, But Freaking A’ I Want to Go to This Game. I’m Still Undecided.

> I Started Actually Writing Quotes Down Again. So That Should Make You Happy.

> Two Days Back I Made a Facebook Group – “I Think Aaron Gillespie is Cool.”Yesterday, Nick Garrett had to Ruin Everything in My Life, as Usual, with his Group – “ AARON GILLESPIE SUCKS!!! ”

> My Group Has More Members… For Now.

> I Just Ate a Twix. Actually It’s in My Mouth Right Now. There’s a Nice Frame of Reference for You.

Top 5: Worst Feelings in the World

5. Sitting Home Alone When You Shouldn’t Be
4. Eating too Much of Anything

3. Hitting Somebody in the Balls with a Basketball
2. Getting Hit in the Balls with a Basketball
1. Realizing That You NEED to Pee 25 Minutes Out from the Bathroom in Luke’s Jeep

The Triumphant Return of the Quotes:

” Come Feel My Bone, Mr. Harp “
- Bryant Linsey -

” I Don’t Want to Feel Your Bone “
- Mr. Harp, in reply -

” Awww, You Puss ”
         - Bryant, in reply to the reply -

” It’s Like a Pipeline “
- Josh Weltha, About Somebody’s Penis -

 

” I Can’t Wait Until I Start Peeing “
- Josh Weltha, in the Men’s Room, Sometime After the sound of the Zipper but Before the Sound of the Water -

” I’m Sorry I Need Lots of Attention- OMG I HAVEN’T SAID THAT IN FOREVER! LOTS OF ATTENTION!! ”
         - Jessica “Furby” Menard -

” Chris, You’re Like a Walking TiVo “
- Mr. Harp, About Chris Teeter, It’s Both Funny and True -

0/18/06 #242 Senior Pictures Shopped For but Not Taken… Motto: The One Thing I’ve Discovered, One Day We’ll All Be Recovered > Man I’m a in a Great Mood. Things are Awesome. Holy SPANKING Spank Dude, That’s All I Have to Say. Things are AWESOME. If You are Reading this and You are Bored. Be Jealous Because WOW I’m in a Good Mood. I Have a Half-Gallon of STRAWBERRY MILK IN MY FRIDGE! > I Do NOT Know What I’m Going to Do Tonight, That is SO Uncool. I’m Going to Figure Something Out. You Bet Your Swanky I Will. > Fred Roll is REALLY Beating Me Up Lately. That Freaking Class has Gotten Real Hard, Real Fast. > I Went Shopping for Senior Picture Clothes a Few Days Back. I Basically Let Mom and Amy Pick Out What I Should Wear. I Like Me New Digs. (is that the right slang? I don’t care) My Digs is the Spank and that’s All that Matters. > I Wonder if Small Dogs Get Jealous of Big Dogs. > Fred Roll (the lord of Joeism) and the Elite Members of the Wild Bunch! > A Few Other Members of the Wild Bunch!  Quotes: ” My Favorite is ‘Poop’ ” - Nickole Presley - ” If You are Looking for Sympathy, Look in the Dictionary Between Syphilis and Shit! ” - Fred Roll, Motivational Inspirational Quote for Whiners -

Motto: Whoa, Second Update in Three Days? CRAZY!

> Aaron Gillespie Incorporated has Teamed Up with NG Productions for Yet Another Time. We First Corroborated with the Cutless Music Video, but Now, We are in Progress on a Song. This Song was Written by None Other than Yours Truly. Look for it On Here in the Future.

> Speaking of the Cutless Music Video…. WHAMO!

> I Totally Rocked that Math Test, Psychology Test, and I’m Going to Fail the Government Test. Sounds Like a Plan.

> So I was going to Meet a Jewish Girl and a Girl from Britain. But I Guess The Jewish and English Don’t Put a Big Emphasis on SHOWING UP ON TIME Because I had to Leave. On Second Thought they Never Did Say they Were Going to Show Up at Any Specific Time. But You Know What. It’s Still Their Fault.

> Jessica Menard is the Coolest Person I Know, She Deserves to be a Princess and Deserves Freshly Baked Cookies at All Times. If She Had a Big Wheel She’d be the Coolest Person on It. She’s at Least 6’4” and can Bench Press Like… 500 Pounds. So Yeah, This was a Shout-Out to the Person I Refer to as Furby.

> Fred Roll Finally Knows about the Religion He’s the Leader Of. He’s Totally Cool with It. I Figured He Would Be. He’s the Spank.

Top 15: Quotes of All Time

15. ” That’s Obviously One Side Effect of Living so Close to Wolf Creek “

- Josh Barker, When Nicki O’Clair Walked By –

14. ” Bottom Line is You Need to Save the Big Ones for School “

- Don Gillespie, About Me Breaking the Toilet –

13. ” Oh My God I Think My Stomach Just Popped “

- Priscilla –

12. ” I Was Back There When the Blue Collar Dolls Were Out, I Had Like, 16 Jeff Foxworthys Going Off, I Caught a Glimpse of What Hell’s Like “

- Chris Bray –

11. ” I Don’t Do Drugs Because if I Did I Might Get Raped, So I Rape Other People to Teach Them a Lesson, I’m Really Kind of Like… Well… Ghandi “

- Scott Huttenmaier –

10. ” Did Amy Tell You Mom and Dad Went to a Whorehouse Museum? Yeah, Dad Was Pissed Cause They Weren’t Giving Out Free Samples “

- Alissa Sheley –

9. “Jeremy was Making Fun of Me, He Said I Have Little Kid Farts”
- Chris Bray -

8. ” One or Two More Dumps Could Do It! ”
- Tyler Aucoin, About Our Nearly Broken Hotel Toilet –

7. ” The Indirect Object is the One That Receives It Right? So If We Were Doing It You’d be an Indrect Object? ”
- Josh Weltha, in Spanish –

6. ” She’s a Beautiful Woman, And a Handsome Man, Too ”
- Chris Bray, Upon Priscilla Antony -

5. ” Let’s Go Look at Donuts ”
- Jon Sliter, While We Were Smelling Shampoos in Dillion’s, After He Realized How Gay We Looked -

4. ” I’m Going to Heaven and I’ll be Kickin’ it With Jesus While You Guys are Down Here in School ”
- Jeremy Johnston -

3. ” I Dont’ Care if You Get Electricuted but If You Burn My Pencil I’ll Kick Your Ass “

- Kevin Allegre, to me while I was sticking his pencil in an electrical outlet -

2. ” Dad Piss Me Off, From Now On I’m Simply Calling Him ‘Keeper of Cheerios’ “

- Josh Weltha, Renouncing His Father’s Title of “dad” -

1. ” She Asked Me for the Mustard One Time, I Thought it was Code for Something…. Turns Out She Just Wanted the Mustard ”
- Chris Bray, about Ms. Schnieder -

Quotes:
Just Look at the Top 15… That’s Good Enough