Aaron Gillespie

Motto: ‘Shit’ is No More- ‘Spank’ has Taken It’s Place

> I’m Sitting Here Now Because Josh had the NERVE to Get Sick When We Were Going to Go Camping, Leaving Me with Nothing Better to Do that Update. Thanks for Nothing ASS.

> Alkaline Trio, System of a Down, and Berlin All Sing “The Metro.� Berlin Sang it First, and The Other Two Followed Years Later… I Suggest You Download All Three of Them. They are All Astonishingly Different, Yet Astonishingly Similar.

> Fred Roll is Awesome. He’s My Hero. I Have Something about Joeism Written on My Hand Every Time I go in There, Just Waiting for the Day He’ll Ask What Joeism Is. Last Time I Wrote “Ask Me About Joeism,� and He Commented about Me Always Having Some Junk Written on My Arm. I Can’t Wait to See That Horrified Look in His Face When I Say it’s a Religion that He’s Unknowingly the Leader Of.

> I Just Ended a Sentence With a Preposition. I Don’t Think That You are Allowed to Do That. But it Sounds Right.

> I’ve Decided to Permanently Switch One Word with Another. The Motto Should have Told You This Already.

> I Don’t Think There Will be a Single Picture in Here. I Apologize. I Don’t Feel Like Adding One.

Top 5: Things I’d Rather be Doing than Update

5. Testing Mousetraps and Whoopie Cushions… Simultaneously
4. Working on the Scavenger Hunt

3. Watching Movies with Furby…
2. CAMPING SONOFABITCH
1.  Taking a Big Ol’ Spank

Quotes:

” He’s Stupid as Hell, He’d Try to Eat One of Your Horses “
- Josh Weltha, While Comparing His Dog to Larissa Horses -

” I Like it When People Slap My But When I’m Pissing “
- Chris Bray -

” Laken, I’m Surprised You can Write This Well, as Hungover as You Are ”
         - Josh Weltha -

” Get Down with Your Bad Self “
- Fred Roll -

“This is a Good Stretch for When You are Out in the Wilderness”
- Fred Roll, about a Stretch that Looks Like You’re Camp-Pooping -

Motto: the Optimist Viewpoint- Iffy can Easily be Turned to Spiffy

> Oh, My, God, The Hot Tub Will be in Working Order in ‘A Matter of Days.� That’s the Best News I’ve Heard in a Dogs Age. (That’s a Movie Line from WHAT Movie?) How About More Movie Trivia- What Movie Does ‘Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I’m a Schizophrenic, and So am I,’ Come From?

> Zesta Makes Crackers,

-  Pickles are Zesty.

-  Pickles and Crackers do NOT Taste Good Together…

It’s a Conspiracy. A Conspiracy of Saltiness.

> Some of the Boys are Going to Topeka Tonight to Watch Some Good Ol’ Fashion Wrestlin’. Boy Howdy Tomorrow Should be Full of Stories.

> Man, Life is Cool. Although Fred Roll Makes Me Want to Shoot Myself Physically, I’m Very Glad to Be in His Camp. Mentally it Makes Me want to Not Shoot Myself.

> I Had Senoritus Last Year. I Think I’ve Got Senioromygodimightjusthavetogointoacomaoratleastafakecomatogetawayfromthatfreakingplaceitus Now.

> I Think I’m Not Updating Lately Due to My Complete Lack of Time for Anything. I’m So Busy with My Friends, My School, and My Obligations that I Just Never Have Any Computer Time. Which Makes the Column Suffer.

> I Went Shopping for a Suit Today. I’m Going to Either Look Gay or Handsome.

Possibly Both

> I Went to Kincaid Fair this Weekend. Boy Howdy is that Place Bumpin’. And by ‘Bumpin’’ I Mean Exactly the Same as Every Other Fair that There has Ever Been Ever. I Don’t Like Fairs. They are Expensive, and Smell of Vomit. If You Like That You Should Just Borrow Some of Paris Hiltons Clothes- OH! ZING!!!

> Both System of a Down and Alkaline Trio Did a Cover of the Same Song. It’s Really Quite Strange. Strange Yet Awesome. It’s Weird to See How Two Completely Different Bands Would Convey the Same Message.

> Picture to Go Out On: Screw This I Have Five Of Them Later On…

Top (and only) 5: Attires for Spirit Week

5. Dress Up Day (Not Seen Here, the Dress Shoes, and the Handcuffs Attaching the Briefcase to My Hand)
4. Jersey Day (also Featured, PRISCILLA!)

3. Military Day (Photo Compliments of Duran Duran)
2. Western Day (Same as Above)
1.  Nerd Day (I Actually AM Dressed Up in this Photo)

Quotestosterone:

” Brokeback Aaron “
- Bryant Linsey, to Me on Western Day -

” Kevin Allegre is Retarded “
- David Allegre, While Looking at the Yearbook -

” How do You Get Yours All Nice Like That? It Looks Like Mine Flew at Me at 100mph and Splattered on Me ”
        - Josh Weltha, About Happy Trails -