Aaron Gillespie

All These Videos Have Been Removed from the Sight. I’ve Chosen to Use Youtube as My Output for My Videos…

TO WATCH MY VIDEOS CLICK ON THIS LINK RIGHT SCHMERE!

Motto: Freezing Rain, Freezing Rain, Go Away, Come Back Again Tomorrow at About the Same Time You Did Today

> Let’s See… Basketball Practice- Or Updating the Column after Hanging Out with Josh Weltha? Gee, Let Me Think.

> We Got Out of School at 1:15 Today. That Means No Physics, No Basketball, and No Mr. Torrence. Two of the Three I’m Happy About. If You’re Mr. Barrett, It’s Basketball, But if You are Anybody Else, It was Mr. Torrence. Apparently There is an Negative Correlation between “Freezing Rain” and “Driving.”

> Recently I’ve Declared Myself the King of Minesweeper- Only Shortly There After to Be Dethroned by Nick’s Brother’s Girlfriend, Lindsay. However, I Just Looked on This Website, and Found Out that Lindsay’s Score is on Par to be Ranked in the United States. SO THEREFORE I Can’t Feel Bad Losing to a Complete and Total Stud at Minesweeper. However, This DOES Make Her My Arch Nemesis. I Will Dual Her in Every Possible Aspect of Life from Now On.

> My Mom Just Called My Dad an Asshole. Write that Down. (they were joking)

> Lebo’s Newsletter (the media through which the column will be experienced by all of Lebo High, along with some other useless bullshit) is Yet to come Out. I Heard News that, as of Today, It is Going Underneath the Scrutiny of the Principal. I Sure Hope He Doesn’t Find Me too Vulgar to FUCKING Censor. Only Joking Mom and Dad. I Kept it Real Calm and What Not. And Even Though I Did Just Use the “f” Word it was a First for the Columns (as of Lately) and Was Done Strictly to Shock People Into Maybe Cracking a Smile for the First Time This Update. Mostly it Was Done to Be Ironic and Draw Attention to Myself. I Never Get Enough Attention.

> Welcome to Awesometown!

> I Have NOT Been Able to Locate My Digital Photo Taker for the Last Week or So. I’m Beginning to Grow Worried Over it’s Location. I was Going to Put Something in Here About the Fact that Lebo has Seen it’s Share of Thievery in the Past Few Months, but to Keep People Off My Back, I Won’t.

> Kansas is the 15^th Largest State in Terms of Area, Nebraska is 16^th. Nebraska You’re Our Bitch!

> There’s Something About this Update I Don’t Like. I Haven’t Had Any Pictures on My Updates Lately… Hum… I Blame That on My Camera Being God-Knows Where and Nobody Putting Anything Good on Facebook.

Top 5: Most Played Songs on My Computer

5. The Metro - Berlin
4. Marmalade – System of a Down

3. The Metro – Alkaline Trio
2. Virginity – System of a Down
1.  The Metro – System of a Down

 

        ( ‘The Metro’ is Good when ANY Band Plays It)

Quotes:

” I Like that ‘Boobie’ One “
- Nickole Presley, Whilst Reading the Quotepad -

Motto: Thanks, God… We Appreciate It

> That Dane Cook is One Silly Bitch

> It’s Thanksgiving. To Most People, that Means Stuffing Your Faces with Turkey, Watching Foot and Forgetting the REAL Meaning Behind Thanksgiving. The Real Meaning Behind Thanksgiving: The Dessert After the Turkey and the Time You Get to Do Whatever You Want When Other People are Watching Football.

> I’ve Personally Read Through About 10 Different “The Perfect Man” Emails or Notes on Facebook. Every Single One of Them Has Disgusted Me. They Don’t Disgust Me in What They Ask For (Usually,) However, I AM Disgusted with What ALL of Them Have Said- “No Such Guy Exists,” or “I’ve Never Seen This Guy Before.” Open Your Eyes Up- You’re Probably Great Friends With a Guy Like This. Why Do You Think that You Always End Up Dating Jerks? It’s Because You are ATTRACTED to Jerks. I Know of So Many Nice Guys Who’ve Never Been Even Remotely Appreciated, in Contrast I Know Too Many Jerks Who’ve Had Field Days with Any Women They Please. Anyways, In Response to This Little Craze, A Few of My Buddies and I Have Written a Note From the Male’s Perspective. This Note is Blunt, and Said with Spite.

> Wow, Another Update in Only a Few Days? How Crazy?

> Sometimes People are Really Cool.

> HOLY SPANK! I Made a Hole-In-One on My Homemade Disc Golf Cage Thingy. I’ve Been Trying to Do it Since We Made It- 4 Year Ago. Plus I Lowered My “Intermediate” Minesweeper Score to 61, Joe Sliter Informed Me He Accomplished it in 52 Seconds. Please, Kudos to the Pi Guy.

> The Amazing Wormman. Oh Yes, You Know You Want to Watch It.

The Numbers (5):

5 – Programs I’m Running Right Now

5 – People I Know with My Birthday

5 – Fingers You Should Have On Each Hand

5 – Players on a Basketball Team on the Floor

5 – Numbers Section Additions So Far

5 - The Number of Members in Boy Bands

5 – Then Number of Items in the “top 5”

5 – The Number of Dwarfs that Remained After the Murder/Suicide

5 – Rows on a Standard Keyboard

5 – Number of Pieces in a 25 Cent Pack of Juicy Fruit

5’ – The Height You be Taller than to Be Considered Attractive in My Eyes

5’5” – Even Better

5 – Number of Sisters My Mom Has

5 – Number of Brothers My Mom Has

5 – Number of Members of My Immediate Family

5 – Number of People in My Family Outside of My Immediate Family Whose Name I Know

Quote:

” I’m Not Shallow, I Just Always Seem to End Up Hating Fat People “
- Anonymous -