Aaron Gillespie

Motto: The Bigger They All the Harder it is to Get Them to Fall

> Today was a Pretty Gosh Durned Good Day. I Have Zero Complaints in Any Department Really. Scholar’s Bowl, Scrabble, Everything Else, It was Really Just Pretty Damned Skippy. I Missed a Freaking Math Question Because I Forgot to Say “Squared,” But I Made Up for it With a Question about the Eyeball. Everything Worked Out in the End. We Only Got Third- But it was a Big Meet.

> I Have a Lot of Ideas on Things to Film. I Have the Will to Film Them. But I Haven’t Gotten Any of the Filming Done. Why Is That? I Should Do That. No New Videos Today.

> If You Aren’t Already, Go to the Wagon Wheel on the 17^th at 10 O’Clock for Running on Empty’s Show with the Debut The Unnamed Band of Nick, Mason, Mitch, Joel, and What’sHisFace. We Can All Sing Along to a Little Bit of “Hoe is Spelled ‘Leandra’”

> Meat Tame and Mate are All Anagrams of ‘Team,” And They Don’t Have an ‘I’ in them Either.

> Basketball is Seriously Getting WAAAY Too Close for Comfort. I Hate Freaking Basketball Season. Fred Roll and His Bad Self Helped Me Stay in Shape a Tad. I Ran a Ladder Yesterday and I Didn’t Die. I Didn’t Breeze Through it by Any Means… But I Didn’t Struggle as Much as Usual. Plus We Played Screw Around Ball in PE Yesterday. On One of the Plays Where I Actually Tried It Worked Out Pretty Good.

> Man, I’ve Had a Mood Swing Worse than a Chick Would. I Just Realized How Few People Read This Shit. It’s Pretty Much Meaningless. To those of You That Still Do, I’ll See You Tomorrow at School Josh and Have a Good Day Jessica Menard.

> I Need to Go to Sleep.

> This is All I Can Offer as Far as Any Media Goes… Nothing THAT New- But You’ve Probably Not Seen them All Before- So Do It!

The Numbers:

36 – The Number of Ounces of Soda I’ve Had in the Last 2 Months

36 – The Number of Ounces of Soda I’ve Had in the Last 2 Days Too

9 – The Number of Times I’ve Beaten Super Mario World

3 – The Number of Times I’ve Saved the Triforce

1 – The Number of People Who Will Think That These Stats are Cool Thus Far

200 – The Number of Pounds I Weigh as of Two Days Ago

185 – The Number of Pounds I Weight as of 3 Months Ago

2 Million – The Number of Flowers a Bee has to Visit to Collect Enough Nectar to Make a Pound of Honey

6 – The Number of Quotepads I’ve Gone Through

1777 – The Number of Times People Have Watched My Videos on Youtube

1 – The Number of Times People have Read this F’ing Thing on My MySpace… (Therefore This Will be My LAST MySpace Column.)

3 – The Number of Individuals Who Still Read This

35 – The Number Who Used To

0 - Number of Quotes I’ve Written Down Since Last Update