Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Mechanical Pencils are the Highest form of Writing Utensil

> I’m in a Strange Mood Today. Luckily, Not Too Wordy.

> It’s Official, I have the Flu. Plus My Mouth Hurts for Some Reason. My Lips are Chapped and My Gums are Weakened Significantly.

> Halle Berry was in the Movie, “The Flinstones?”

> I Haven’t Been to Emporia Since Christmas. I’ve Got 25$ on a Gift Card to Planet Sub That is Burning a Hole in My Wallet and another Spare 50$ to Blow on Whatever I feel Like. I Think I Might Invest in a Planet Sub or 4 and then Head Over to Wal-Mart to See what they Have in the Way of Pool-Cues. We’ve Got Some Here at the House, But None Good Enough for Me to Proudly Call My Own.

> Is the Red Light on a Stop Light on the Top or on the Bottom? Do You Know? It’s on Top. Just Remember This if You Ever Find Yourself Colorblind- Stop on Top.

> Speaking of Pool, I’m Trying to Throw Together a Pool Tournament at the Abode this Weekend. $5 Entry, Winner Takes All Awesomeness.  Second Place Prize is one of those Shirts that You Can’t See Unless You are Smart and You Can’t Feel Unless You are Good at Your Job…

> Christine Fraker, Jessica Menard, Josh Weltha, Jon Sliter, and Maybe Alissa – There, I Just Made All of You Happy.

> I Made a Video the Other Day, We’ll Go Out on It.

Top 5: Non-Daily Routines I Have to Do

 
5. Clipping of the Fingernails (whenever they are long)
4. Clipping of the Toenails (whenever they are long)

3. Shaving (Whenever I Feel Like Looking Halfway Not Terrible)
2. Hair Cuts (every 3 or 4 Months)

1. Changing of the Underwear (the 13^th of Every Month)

Quotes:

” Hey, Bicep Boy “
- Jeremy Johnston, to Taylor Barker -

” If I Was Gunna Commit Suicide, I’d Tattoo the American Flag on My Wang and Run Naked Through the Hills of Afghanistan “
- Kevin Allegre -

” You Know the One with that Guy, He was On that Thing? “
- Taylor Barker Trying to Name a Movie -

Motto: What a Time for Getting Sick

> Man. It’s Been a Long Time. A Lot has Happened. I’ll Put Each Event on a Bullet. You’ll Read Them. You’ll Know Everything.

> Hartford Game. Win.

> League Scholar’s Bowl. 3^rd Place. (which was disappointing)

> Waverly Game. Lose. (which was even more disappointing)

> I Went Down to Watch Burlington Play in their Mid-Season Tournament. Girls = Fourth Place, Boys = Third Place. I Got Sick While Watching the Games.

> Mini-Blizzard While I Was Watching the Game. It wasn’t Safe for Me to Drive Home in 7 Inches of Snow. So I Stayed the Night at Christine’s. It would Have Been Perfect had I Not Gotten a Fever Around 5ish, which Didn’t Leave Until 9ish. Other than That, Everything was Perfect.

> Basketball Practice Today. I Didn’t Participate. I Watched.

> Dad Informed Me I have “Puss Pockets” in the Back of My Throat. I Looked in the Mirror to See Something Very Similar to My Strep Throat Last Spring Break.

> Present Time.

> Tomorrow’s Game Vs. Waverly. Not Even Sure If I’ll Play.

> LCL Game on Friday. Ruining that Whole Day For Me.

> LCL Game on Saturday. Ruining Yet Another Day for Me.

> Anyways. I’m Okay for Now. Meds have Basically Kicked In.

Top 5: Motto’s for Life

5. Is it Wrong to be Long (Mine)
4. If You Can’t Eat it You Don’t Need It (Chris Bray)

3. I’m Hungry (Fat People)
2. Girls Suck Ass, Guns Don’t (Jesus (accord to Josh))

1. Is it Wrong to be Strong (Josh Weltha)

Quotes:

” I Love Candy, If I Moved to Candy Land, I’d Eat All the Candy and It Would Just Be ( ) Land “
- EDIT: Jessica Menard, I Forgot to Type Her Name Here -

” It’s Like an Orgy of Violence “
- Mr. Harp, About the Iliad –

” I Wouldn’t Say that in Torrence Speak “
- Myself, When Somebody Said Something non-scientific like John Torrence -

” I’d Get Something Gay Like ‘The Ability to Listen to Girls’ Problems’ “
- Joe Sliter, when asked what super power he’d get if he were in a outer space thingy -

” When You Go to Hell, I’ll Pee from Heaven and Put Out the Flames that Engulf You “
- Josh Weltha -

” She Put the ‘Ass’ in Lardass “
- Anonymous, about Anonymous -

” Your Crotch is in the Way of the Screen “
- Lacey Smith -

” I Deliver Awesome “
- Josh Weltha, When He Wore his Dad’s Post Office Outfit to School –

” Someday I’m Gunna Weld C-4 Together “
- Kevin Allegre -

” She’s Gotta Make Sure Her Genocide Goes as Planned “
- Tyler Donoho, as to Why Laken Couldn’t Serve Her Detention with Colwell -

” Everybody Else Calls Them Crap Lucky Shots, I Call Them ‘Skill Shots’ “
- Andrew Hammond -

” That was Back When He Knew What ‘Succeed’ Meant “

- Lacey Smith -

Motto: Setting the Myth Straight - KINGS Rule, BABIES Drool.

> I Don’t Think I’ve Mentioned Me Putting My Basketball Video On Youtube. But, I’m Not Sure, So if I Have Ignore This, and If I Haven’t and You’re Remotely Interested in Seeing Aaron Gillespie’s Weak Attempt at Showing Off, Click HERE.

> I’ve Been in a Bad Mood Lately. Josh Weltha has Pointed this Out. I Think He’s Been in a Bad Mood Lately, Too. Either Way, He’s Challenged Me to Not Say Anything Mean, Hateful, Egotistical, Sarcastic, or Otherwise Crude for 24 Hours Starting This Friday from When I See Him. I Think That Little White Bastard has Underestimates How Humble and Nice I and My Bad Self Am.

> I’m Awesome.

> I HAVE THE MAN CAR BACK! (plus another RANDOM PICTURE!)

> I Didn’t Think This Update Alone Packed Enough Punch. I Decided to Make a Short, Somewhat of a Demi-Video Blog. I Just Filmed it and I’m Now Putting it On the Computer- I Found Some Other Crap on My Camera, I’m Just Going to Use the Most Entertaining Few Minutes On Here to Make a Short Video Just To Tide People Over Until I Start in With My Next Video Project (which I have planned out, I’m just waiting for Either a Clear Day- or a Day with Nick) Anyways, I Just Finished This Thing. Watch it or I’ll Personally Paint Your Barnyard.

> Holy GOD I’m Awesome.

> My Dad Fell Asleep Watching the History Channel. I’m Pulling a Practical Joke on Him. I Switched the Channel to MTV so Anybody Who Might Happen to See Him Sleeping In Front of the TV will Think He was Watching “The Real World.” In his FACE.

> That is All. (Take This Column, Throw in Some System of a Down and You’ve Got a Quality Good Time)

Top 4: If you are a Skater You Automatically (according to Taylor Paige and Jessica Menard)

4. Steal

3. Drink
2. Smoke

1. Have Sex with Dogs

Quote:

” I Found Fat Waldo “
- Chris Bray, When Tyler Linden Walked in the Room Wearing a Red and White Horizontally Striped Polo -