Aaron Gillespie

I Wrote This at School.

Motto: Physics – the Most Successful Dictator in History

> First Thing’s First, I’m Going to Go Start World War Three in My Bathroom. Thank God for the New Bathroom Reader I Got for Christmas!

> I’m Back, And I Read About Mad Magazine, Flamingos, and Random Facts About Blinking. I’m Pretty Sure Grumpy’s Pizzeria had Something to Do with That Being So Awesome. But Anyway, That’s Neither Here Nor There.

 

> I Was Going to Talk About Basketball. But This Picture Says Enough.

> I Updated My Facebook’s Latest Album with 5 of My Senior Pictures. Check it Out.

 

> I Think that Scooter is Possibly a Superhero. Mild Mannered Shih-Tzu by Day; the Flying Shit Zoo by Night!

> Honk Honk Honk! (2 People Will Get That.)

> I’m Going to Start Pushing My Website More. This Place is Gunna be AWESOME. COLUMNS ALL THE WAY!!! I’m Kicking the Events Off by Officially Changing the Domain Name. Say Goodbye to ‘www.skatecolumns.com’ and HELLO BUDDY to ‘www.a-gillespie.com’ Hell the HELL Yes! I Don’t Even Care if That Last Sentence Didn’t Make Sense, That’s how Excited I Am. Can I Get a “I PARTIALLY AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION WHILE RESPECTING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS!!!” Yeah, That’s What I Thought. I Think the Column is Gunna be Taking a Turn in a Good Direction Here in the Not-To-Distant Future.

Top 5: Favorite Actors

5. Adam Sandler
4. Vince Vaughn

3. Will Ferrell
2. Willem Dafoe

1. Owen Wilson

Quite a Few Quotes:” Did You Ever Microwave One of Those Frozen Pizzas? That’s When You Know You’re Desperate “
- Josh Weltha -

” Life is Like Kanoodling with (insert name of a female who plays the field here), You Never Know What You are Going to Get “
- Josh Weltha -
” The Basic Unit for Measure of Work is the ‘Joule’ (Rhymes with Cool) “
- How Our Physics Book Taught Me what a Joule Was -” I’ve Never Killed a Cat or a Dog……… Do You Have an Old Cat You’re Not Using Anymore? “
- Josh Weltha -
” Roses are Red: Violets are Blue: Would You Like: To Have Sex in My Car? “
- Josh Weltha -” I Suck at Hustling Little Kids “
- Nathan Scott -

Motto: 2007 Ways to Screw Up a New Year

> Yeah, It’s 2007. That’s Like…. 1 More than 2006. Which Means This- I Graduate This Year. By This Time Next Year I Will be in College. Hopefully at KU and Hopefully I’ll Still be Writing a Column. I Have Plans. Before I Leave for College I Want Some Form of Columnisitic Change- a Major One. I’m Not Sure Exactly What Just Yet, But Something Big Enough to Draw Readers Back. Back to the Glory Days of People Actually Reading this Drabble.

> We FOUND MY CAMERA! My Dad Found My Camera. My Dad is My Hero.

> My Dad Told Me to Put That. So I Did.

> School’s Starting. More Depressingly, Basketball’s Starting. This Means I Will Go from a “Happy” Teenager, to “Just” a Teenager. (The “Depressed” is Implied)

> This Soup Stuff is Spicy and Stuff. Yeah.

> People Piss Me Off. I Could Go into Great Detail about How People Piss Me Off, but in the Process I would Be Doing Exactly What Pisses Me Off. I Prefer to Not be Hypocritical, Especially When it Comes to Rants. I Might Do It Later, But Not Now.

> I Had a 20 Second Video Clip I Was Going to Put On Here. But I Honestly Don’t Have the Slightest Clue as to What it was. That Seems to be a Common Theme for this Update. The Top Five I Had Lined Up Yesterday has Slipped My Mind Today. Things Like These Lead to the Birth of the Quotepad. I Think I Might Need an “Everything Else Pad.”

Top 5: Bands You’ve Never Heard Of

5. Straight Outta Junior High
4. Kevin Bloody Wilson

3. Kyle Edds

2. Incredibad

1. Nutsnack

Quotes:

” I Can’t think of any Other Chinese Proverbs “
- Don Gillespie -

” She Makes a Good Footrest as Long as You Have a Piece of Sausage in Your Lap “
- Logan Grieder, About One of Josh Barker’s Dogs -