Archive for March, 2007

3/11/07 #278 Word

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

Motto: Is it Wrong to Be Long?


> So It’s Been a While. Who are You to Judge? I’ve Been Busy. Check Out These Bullets for More Information on Exactly How that Is.

> Track. I’ve Been Going Out for Track for the Past Week. I’m a High-Jumper. I Cleared 5’10” the First Day I Tried, Coach Said is Pretty Good for Not Jumping for 4 Years and Trying for One Day. That’s the Good News. The Bad News is None of That is Ever Going to Matter, Because This Weekend My Back was Feeling Worse than It’s Ever Felt from that Damn Event. I Couldn’t Even Put on My Own Shoes. I Can’t Do It. Dad has Said “I’ve Had a Back Operation, You Don’t Need One.”

> Model UN. I Went to a Mock-United Nations in Topeka for WINGS. It was Honestly About the Most Boring Thing I’ve Ever Done. 2 Straight Days of Movements Which were Less Interesting than the Ones My Bowels Make. I Don’t Think I’ll Participate in Any More WINGS Functions. They Manage to Take the “Fun” Out of Functions. Knoweledgemaster is Fun. But I’m Not Sure if We’ll Get to Do that Again or Not.

> Last But Certainly Not Least, Class 3A State Basketball. I Spent All of Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in Hutchison. Burlington Boys, My Team Away from My Team, Some of My Best Friends Play for Burlington. They Got 3rd Place. The Weekend was Perfect Minus 2 or 3 Drawbacks (mostly Burlington losing a game, and my back hurting so much I winced when wiping my own crack just from leaning over)

> KU is Losing by 10 Right Now. I’m going to Die if They Lose.

> This is All.

Top 5: I’m Tried I Don’t Want to Do a Top Five

 
5. This
4. Is

3. My
2. Top

1. Five

Quotes:

” American’s Believe in Democracy and Pepperoni “
- Myself, at Model UN’s Lunch Period -

” My Hangy Ball Thingy Hurts “
- Drucilla -

3/1/07 #277 The Number 23

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Motto: Tornados Suck

> Have You ever Drove through Lebo While the Tornado Siren was Blaring? Yeah. It’s Pretty Intense. Christine and I Just Happen to Be So Daring… Even if it was Only Due to Necessity, it’s Still Pretty Badass, Right?

 

> So I Went on a Date Last Night – The Bulleted Item Above was Cause by Christine and I Going to See “The Number 23” (based of Bryant and Nickole’s recommendation.) It was Pretty Decent. I’ve Found Myself Trying to Find the Number 23 in My Life, Although So Far there has Been No Success. I Have Noticed Two Things, Though:

1. The Trade Towers Attacks Were Never Used as an Example of 23 Being Evil Even Though they Occurred on 9-11-2001 and 9+11+2+1=23

2. Taylor Edward Barker has 6 Letters in His First Name, 6 Letters in His Middle Name, and 6 Letters in His Last Name, That’s 666. Therefore Taylor Barker is the Devil.

> Now that It’s Not Basketball Season, I Can Finally Force Myself to Weight-Lift Somewhat Religiously. My Goal by the End of the Year is to be 1/8th as Ripped as This. I Don’t Think I’m Going to Take Any Supplements, at Least Not Yet. So Far Here’s the Progress I’ve Made -

 

> Notice How I Left Nothing after that Progress Remark? Pretty Clever Huh? Shut Up, You Do Better.

> Jake Walker, Head of the “Narcissism is My Religion” Group on Facebook is One Funny Honkey. I Don’t Even Know Him in Person. But He’s Good.

> I was Openly Mocked in School the Other Day. It Hurt My Feelings. Nobody Really Seemed to Give Two Shits about It. Actually, it was Quite to the Contrary. Even if I am Egotistical and Self-Centered I Didn’t Deserve It. (at least not from this girl) I Guess if My Friend Really Likes Her, Who am I to Stand Between Him and Her? But Who is She to Stand Between Me and Him? Besides, I’m Not Standing Between Him and Her, I’m Standing Between Him and Something I’m Fairly Confident He’ll One Day Regret. I Know He’ll Read this, but It’s Okay. I Hope You Realize I’m Not Doing this Because I Don’t Like Her, I’m Doing this Because I Don’t Want another “Caveman/Joe Sliter” Situation on My Hands…

 

> Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Written That. I’m Sorry.

 

> I’ve Got Two Video Ideas. I was Going to Film One, but Dad Sent Me an Email Saying We are Going to Go Watch Burlington Play Tonight- So I’m Doing that Instead. The Other One I Can’t Film Alone…

Top 5: Things I’m Going to Do After I Finish this Top Five


5. Grab My Phone
4. Facilitate the Facilities

3. Read 2 Pages in the Bathroom Reader
2. Play Pool

1. Go to a Basketball Game

Quotes:” We’re Gunna Have a Petunia Abortion “
- Mr. Matile -

” It Could Be Worse, It’s Not Made of Fire “
- Josh Weltha, About Somebody’s Shirt -