Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Disturbed – Down with the Sickness –vs- Retarded – Down with the Syndrome

>  So Somebody’s Been a Little… Obsessive… Lately. Windows ‘Vista’ Research has been Taking up a lot of My Free Time. I Badly Desire One. I Desire One More than I Desire You to Keep Living- So You Might Keep That in Mind. Along with that I’ve Been Doing Research Into Laptops of All Varieties. I’m Definitely Looking into the Vista for the Laptop- No Matter How Many People Try to Diss on It. They Make a Computer That’s Smaller than a Piece of Paper Folded in Half. That’s Some Small Shit. But I’m Looking more in the “Normal Sized” Market.

> I Saw “Employee of the Month.” It was Pretty Funny. I Still Only Like Dane Cook on the “He’s Okay” Level, Though. He’s Not Up There with Your Jim Gaffagins, Your Demetri Martins, or Your Mitch Hedbergs.

> Hot Pocket…

> Graduation is 3 Weeks from Now. 3 Weeks from this Very Moment I will be Awkwardly Entertaining Graduation Party Guests at My House. The Festivities will be Dongley. I’m Going to Be OUT of Lebo School’s Permanently

> Is “Raising the Roof” Still Cool?

> Is Anybody Else Kinda Weirded Out by Spiderman’s “Mary Jane” Character?

> It’s been 20 Days Since I Added a Video on Youtube. I Should do that Sometime. I’ve Got One 80% Done- But I Can’t Finish It until an Opportunity Presents Itself. I’ve Had Ideas for Other Dumb Short Ones. Butt… (haha) Not the Motivation Needed.

> Jessica Menard. There. Now She’s Happy.

> We are Painting Some of the House. It Looks Different. Probably Because of the Paint, But That is Yet to be Proven.

Top 5: Movies I Want to See (that go through my mind now)

5. Crank
4. Spiderman 3

3. The Life of Aaron Gillespie
2. Anything with Michael Rosenbaum

1. The Hitman Movie (when it comes out)

Quotes:

” That was My Squeaky Shoe “
- My (Barefooted) Mother, After She Uttered a Weird Noise -

Motto: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder of the Column

>  SO It’s Been a While. I’m Really Just….. Not Time Saken Enough Lately. Tonight is the First Time I’ve Had Any Boredom Time. (the time that I update in) I’m Just… Busy and Kinda Iffy Lately. I Feel Great… But at the Same Time I Think I’m Just Anxious for Us to Graduate Already. I’m So Tired of Just… I Don’t Even Know. It’s Just Crazy Weird. All I want to Do is See Christine. She Seems to be the Only Person Who Can Take My Mind from the Gutter, and Get Me to Come Back into this World, Make Me Feel Like I Used To. I Don’t Feel Bad- Just Horribly Unattached. That’s Another Excuse as to Why I Haven’t Updated.

> That Plus Nothing’s Really Happened- I’m too Busy to Be Bored, and to Bored to Care Enough. Senioritus isn’t a Disease, It’s a Plague. It’s Affecting Everybody in the Class.

> Sorry If I’m Not Funny. I’m WAAY to Blllllaaaaahhhhed Out Right Now. I Think That’s a Word. Pretty Sure. Yes. It Definitely Is.

> I’m Doing this Update in 15 Minues.

> I Can’t Wait to Get Out of This High School.

> Senior Trip is Coming. I’m Tired of This. I’m Tired of Everything.

Top 5: Things I’m Not Going to Miss

5. Annoying Retarded Drama
4. Dumb Dumb Dumb Meaningless Schoolwork

3. I’m Sorry, I’ have Run Out of Time and Drive to Update. So There will Be No 2 or 1.
2.

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Quotes:

” Where’s Western Kansas “
- Katie Sloan -

” It’s Better With Balls “
- Mr. Harp, About Juggling -

Motto: When Walking Down a Road, and You Come Across a Possum. Kill It.

>  Prom is Coming Up (to be read with an extreme and exaggerated monotone) I am so excited, horray, my excitation overwhelms my every limb! In All Honesty, I’m Not Making it Out as the Huge Deal Like Everybody Else in the World Appears To. I Think the Bigger Deal You Make Out of It, the More Disappointing it Will Be. Anyways, after Very Little Deliberation I Decided to Cut Out Completely Lebo’s “Egyptian Nights,” Themed Prom. I Have Just as Many Friends at Burlington, and Their Prom Theme is “007 Casino Royale.” Now THAT is a Freaking Prom Theme. Plus I Gave Lebo’s Prom a Chance Last Year, and it Wasn’t Anything Special. It’s Just a Freaking Dance. A Dance that Everybody Gets All Worked Up For. If I Remember Right, Last Year There was 3 Hours of Prom, for 14 Hours of Set-up…. Oh Yes, that was DEFINITELY Worth It. The Thing You Need to Pull Out of This Paragraph is This, I’m Going to Have a Good Time at Prom, but Only Because I’m Not Going to Make a Huge-Ass Deal About It. Smiles.

> Apparently, Web Cams and Other Junk Like that for Your Computer are Called “Peripherals,” Meaning: The Computer can See Out of Them… but Mostly Just Movements, as Opposed to Details of Objects.

> I Think the Whole Point of “Learning” at School is Pretty Much Defunct. I Haven’t Actually Learned Anything Since Probably Near the Beginning of the Year. I Think It has Kind of Evolved Into “Just Get Stuff Done so You can Say You Finished It.”

> I have an Awards Banquet. This Will Have to Be Cut a Tad Short.

> I have One Other Thing, So Bear with Me. Mom Just Farted.

> I Saw Christine’s Play. It was Really Good. That’s Saying Something too, Cause I Hate Most Plays. This One Entertained Me (mostly the first time I experienced It)

Top 5: Facts Showing Prom is 100% to Appease Chicks

5. Formal Wear – Girls: Love it – Guys: HATE IT
4. Unnecessary Spending to Make Something Pretty, Such as the Gym Into “Paris” is Completely a Girl Trait. The Gym was Fine with Me, and You Were Fine Before You put on the $50 Worth of Face Junk

3. The Majority of Girls Like to Dance, The Majority of Guys Hate Dancing
2. Every Single Girl in School Won’t Shut Up About It: Whereas Every Guy Wants Every Girl to Shut Up About It

1. It’s Another Way for a Girl to Think She’s a “Princess,” Which is a Completely Unrealistic Expectation. No Girl Ever Thinks Prom was as Good as She was Expecting it To Be…

Weakuotes:

” Haha You Thought I Meant the Real F-Word “
- Josh Weltha, to Kate Marks, I Didn’t Catch All of It, but I Did Notice Exactly “The F-Word” Written On Her Notebook -