Aaron Gillespie

Fact: My Car is Broke Down as of Right Now

> So Here I Am- In Christine’s House… She’s Not. She’s at Work. I’ve Got Nothing Better to Do. I Can’t Go Home Because the Mancar has No Working Battery at this Point in Time and Apparently that’s Kinda a Key Factor in the Workingness (is that word? Workingness?) of an Automobile. This Lesson Taught Me a Few Things Though-

1.Generally People can be pretty Nice- a Guy I Met from Hartford Only Once Before from 3 Years or So Back Stopped to Give Me a Hand…. Jumped My Car.

2. A Jumped Car Doesn’t Necessarily Keep Running Forever.

3. I Can Push My Car Across Flat Grounds Almost Indefinately

4. I Cannot Push My Car Up a Hill

5. 4 Arms are Greater than 2… But Even 4 Arms Can’t Push a Mancar Up a Hill and Around a Corner.

6. Six Arms Can Push the Mancar around that Corner and All the Way into a Garage.

7. I’ve got Great Friends.

8. Mancar Needs a New Battery and/or a Repair Job on it’s Alternator.

> I’m Really Fighting a Number 2. I Refuse to Subject these Kind People in this House to a Possible Nuclear Threat.

> Thank God for the ‘Oh Shit Kit’ Just Today I’ve Used the Jumper Cables, the Gloves, The Comb, the Change of Clothes, the Deodorant, the Flashlight, one of the (four) knives, and a Mint cause I thought My Breath Smelled.

> All Batteries are Martyrs. I Came Up with that Statement About a Year Back. I See Demetri Martin’s Stand Up Where He Mentions Something Very Similar. His was Funnier. Therefore, He Sucks.

> I Would Like to Take a Moment to Speak of My Girlfriend- Nothing Mushy for all of Those Who are Easily Squeamish. I will only speak of the things I never really thought about that I’ve come to really appreciate. If You Don’t Appreciate that then Skip This Bullet Item. Like an all-encompassing knowledge on how to get shit done. Where other’s would breakdown or panic, it’s great to have somebody who keeps their head and more importantly helps you keep your head and assess the situation beautifully. Ultimately helping you get the job done in any situation. Somebody who is Willing to Help you Do what you Want or Need to Do. Mom and Dad asked me to Deliver them the Shutters from the Burlington R.C.I.L. Building so They Could Repaint Them. Christine Managed to not only be there to help my morale, but had she not been there with Me, I’d Still Probably be Up there Trying to Hold those Damn Things In Place While I Screwed (hahaha) them Into Place. I Wanted to Work Out so I Wouldn’t just Become a Tall Un-Toned Rail of Nothingness, So We Worked Out Together- Running, Abs, Push-Ups… Which brings me to my next point- Athleticism. Being able to actually Compete in a game of Basketball, HORSE, or even a game of Pool is such a great thing. Others wouldn’t Try, or Wouldn’t Even Put up the Slightest Challenge. Having Somebody with Whom I Actually Have to Try is Amazing. (even though I still totally kick her ass) Having Somebody with the Same Eating Habits as You. “Hey, Let’s Try that Chinese Place at the Corner” “Hey, How About We Just Eat the Stuff Out of My Air Filter Instead and Save Some Time and Money.” Having the Same Tastes is Something that I’ve REALLY Come to Appreciate. I Love Every Food She Loves and I Hate Every Food She Hates. Never Can You Be More Attracted to Somebody that I was After She Said “I Feel Like Pizza, I Always Feel Like Pizza, If You Ever Feel Like Pizza that’s What We Should Eat Then.”

> —*** End of Spoilers ***—

> I Made This Video the Other Day- Joe and Jon will Have a Part in it Eventually— I Think…. Previews.

> Gotta Run.

 Top 5: Aaron’s Favorite Videos- of His (note: this list was arrived at after much deliberation and is very dependant on what mood it’s creator is in, however, the results reported in this experiment reflect the author’s overall mood toward his shit)

 

5. Previews – The Latest Video I make is Always on this List for a While

4. Mystery Present

3. Chop Suey

2. Great Honkey Ninja

1. The Answer

 

 

 

 Quotes:

 

” This Thing Looks Like a Fly with Wings.”

            - Me. Don’t Ask -

Fact: Honey is the Only Food that Never Spoils

> Senior Trip. It Happened. Flordia. A Week of Running Around. Lack of Sleep. It was Overrated. It was Still Fun, Though. It Was Decent. Douchebag Tee. There was WAY too Much for Me to Go Through it All on the Column. Here’s a Brief Overview

- Pirate Show

- Orlando Studios

- Universal Studios

- MGM Studios

- Other Studios…

- The beach

- Shit Boat Ride

- Two Plane Rides

- Laken Cried Once

- Other Cried

- Good Breakfast

- Good Steak

- Bad Steak Sauce

- Extreme Longing for Home

- One Douchebag Jersey

> I Got Tired of Mottos. I Switched it Back to “Fact of the Updates.”

> I Don’t Have a Job Yet. I’ve Applied to Two Places, Later I’ll Have Two More. Updated Later- It Looks Like I’m Going to be a Pizza Hut Guy this Summer- (most likely)

> I’m REALLY Tired. I’ve Been Running Rabid Around All Over the Place. It’s Been Really Fun. But I’m One Tired Mofo. Tomorrow, I’m Not Leaving This House.

> Joe Sliter Is One Cool Person, And I Think I Would Like To Give Him Five Dollars

> I Spent the Night at Nicks’s’s House. Tyrel, Tayler, Lance and I All Slept in the Same Bed (not Really.) We Played Halo and Ping-Pong. Luke and I had a Rematch that Went Unfilmed. We Should Have Filmed It. The Next Day- Nick and I Filmed Something. Inspired by an Andrew Hammond Idea- “Boxing”

> I’ve Been Wearing Athletic Shorts a Lot Lately- This Leads to a Lack of Quotes Being Written Down. If I Don’t Write Them There’s a 0% Chance I’ll Remember Them.

> I Mowed the Lawn the Other Day- On the Super Z $6000 Mower. It was Like Riding a Rollercoaster- Except I was Mowing.

> I Feel Like Filming Something. I Have No Ideas, Though.

> I Missed a Running On Empty Show Last Night. I Was Tried. Tired of Driving. And I’m Constantly Tired of Emporia.

> I Think I Listen to Music a Bit to Loudly. This Realization was Arrived at After I Drove Home Late the Other Night and When I was Laying Down to Sleep My Ears Were Ringing. Probably Not too Smart.

Top 5: Ways You know You’re From Kansas (adapted from a list of 45 from facebook)

5. 2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn’t a celebrity; he’s your neighbor.)
4. 18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned to multiply.

3. 22. You have had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
2. 42. You call sodas just plain ol’ “Pop”!!

1. 44. You had at least one field trip in grade school that went to a dairy farm or one room school house.

Quotes:

” I’m Like Mother Teresa, But a Man “
- Christine’s Brother-in-Law James -

Motto: Schooooooool’s Out…. For, Summer. Schoooooooool’s Out, For Ever.

> Short Update

> Christine Fraker.

> Hahaha, In Her Face.

> I’m Watching Professional Billiards on TV. It’s the Most Depressing Experience I’ve Ever had to Endure. These Guys (and girls) are 100.135 Times Better than I could Ever Be.

> High Schools Done. All I Have Left is Senior Trip and Graduation.

> Senior Trip. Hell Yes. Tomorrow Morning (Early Early.) Flordia. One Week’s Paid Vacation. I’m Only Going to Miss One Thing.

> Josh and I Went Down to Help a Former Co-Worker of Mine Who’s House Flooded Today. He Took Me to a Cool Place, an Army Surplus/Reject Store. Where Stuff is Cheap. It was Awesome.

> I’m Going to Go Now.

> Expect a Big Update After My Trip.

Top 5: Things I Bought for 12 Dollars

5. Movie Prop – Green Goggles
4. Movie Prop – Larger than Life Radio

3. Mess Kit
2. Mag Lite

1. Pride

Quotes:

” Sadly I Had No Classes with Bradley “
- I Just Said That, About High School, I Quoted it Cause it Rhymed -