Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Trogdor

> What? He’s Updating for Fun Again?

> So, He’s Some News. In the Last (5) Days of School, I’ve Came Up with an Interesting Project. It will Die Shortly, I’m Sure, but for Now, Project “You’re Going to 8” Lives. Essentially, Josh Weltha and I were Looking for a Way to Swear in School Without Getting into Trouble. It Started Off by Writing the Words on a Piece of Paper, and Pointing to Them When We Wanted, But that Proved Far Too Retarded. Soon We Numbered Them. With That, it Began. It’s Pretty 1ing Awesome.

> Since I Wrote that Last Paragraph I Found Out that I was NOT the First Person to Do That. In Fact, I Wasn’t Even the 2^nd or 3^rd Person To. Apparently It has Been Done by a Wide Array of People Already. Screw Them. It was Original to Me.

> State Forensics has Came and Went as of Friday and Saturday. Here’s a List of What Happened in It’s Own Little Bulleted Section:

- Tyler Donoho, Mr. Harp, and I Rode Up in Mr. Harps Car Directly After School on Friday

- Mr. Harp has a Screen System Set Up in His Car Through is Stereo. Much to Our Surprise He also had his Playstation Hooked Up to It.

- We Played Guitar Hero II as we Rode Up There.

- I Played it For the First Time of My Life. I Sucked but “Wasn’t bad for my first time.”

- We Checked Into a Terrible Days Inn after Arriving.

- We Went Out to Eat at Fizzoli’s, The School Payed for My 11 Dollar Meal.

- My Buzzer Scared Me at Fizzoli’s.

- Somebody Farted.

- We Went Back to the Hotel at 7ish and Went Into the Pool Area.

- Both the Pool and Hot Tub were About 20 Degrees Colder than They Should Have Been.

- All Three of Us Sat in a Clearly Two Person Hot Tub, We Force a Lot of Water Over the Side.

- We Got Bored of That and Realized it was Still Only 8 O’Clock.

- We Went to Wal-Mart.

- I Ran Around Wal-Mart Carrying 4 Boxes of Condoms for Fun.

- We Bought Deodorant and Body Wash and What-Not

- We Went Back to the Hotel Room and Passed Time Until My Voice Dropped (indicating time for sleep.)

- We Woke Up 7 Hours Later, and Got Ready for Competition.

- We Couldn’t Find the Place for a While.

- We Found the Place.

- Tyler Donoho’s Brother, Andrew Hammond Came to Watch.

- I Saw Jimmy and Katie from Colony Crest, the Only People There Worth Mentioning.

- We Ate McDonalds

- We Sucked, 3 Times in a Row, and Didn’t Place.

- We Went to Applebee’s and Ordered as Much as Humanly Possible.

- We Racked Up 20 Some Dollars Each Worth of Food and Downed it All.

- We Made Our Way Home.

- Tyler Slept, Mr. Harp and I Talked About Lebo.

- We Stopped to Pee- at an Abandon Barnhouse.

> I’m Home from State Now. High School is Coming to a Close. This is The Last Week I’ll Ever Have. I’m Pretty Much Jacked.

> Senior Trip. There’s Going to be an Update worth Remembering. With Pictures and All.

> It’s Raining Hardcore and Lightninginging Outside. So I’m Supposed to Get off of Here.

> The New Perspectives Video is the Video to Go Out On.

Top 5: Catch-Phrases from State Forensics

5. From the First Meet – “Let’s Do Dis”
4. Gangsta Rap – “Throw some Cheese on It”

3. It’s Like a British Greeting – “Ello Governa”
2. Used After Anything Perverse – “Ladies”

1. Battle Cry – “TROGDOR!!!”

A Lot of Quotes, Most of Which are Bad:

” Think of Me Whenever You See a Frog “
- Jon Sliter, for Some Reason, a LONG Time Ago -

” It Looked Like a Hippie Store, but It Might Have Been a Fag Store “
- Cory Renbarger –

 

” I’ve (been with) a Lot of Hot Chicks, I Really Don’t Know How “
- Some Guy Out at State –

 

” I’d Like to Impale Her with My Man Sword “
- That Same Guy –

 

” That Chick Would be Hot if She Weren’t so F***ing Ugly “
- That Guy Again –

 

” It’s for the Expirence, Not for the C***sucking Judges “
- Tyler Donoho, after We Got a Terrible Rating –

 

” I Know, on the Net, I Live There “
- Andrew Hammond –

 

” He Looks Like a Pimp, with His PillHo’s “
- Tyler Donoho, about Mr. Harp Laying on his Bed with 6 Pillows Around Him –

 

” Aaron You’re in the Middle of a Text Sex Sandwich “
- Tyler Donoho, When He and Mr. Harp were Texting on Either Side of Me –

 

” I Can’t Believe We Pulled Over so You Could Play “
- Tyler Donoho, after Mr. Harp Did Just That to Play Guitar Hero –