Aaron Gillespie

Fact: This Goes Down as the Latest (or Earliest) Update Ever.

 >  That’s Right Folks. It’s 2:18 A.M. and I’m Completely Wide Awake. This Problem is One I’ve Been Having for the Past 10 or So Days. I’ve been Wrecked with Insomnia. I Can’t Turn My Mind Off for Some Reason. She’s Coming Back in 4 Days. She’ll be Here. You Have No Idea How Happy that Makes Me.
 > I Have the Next Two Days Off at the Ol’ Pizza Hut. I think I’m Gunna be Spending the Day with Joe and Jon Tomorrow. Which is Great. I haven’t Gotten to See the Fro Bros Since…. God Knows When.

 

 > I’ll Tell You What. It’s Funny How Something as Familiar as a Microsoft Word Document with Some Music Running has Never Seemed so Surreal. I’m Sitting Here Thinking “What the Hell.” Nothing is Different Right Now, Other than My Mind is Running so Fast that it Can’t even Seem to Comprehend the Most Basic Things. I’m Not Even Looking at the Computer. I’m Actually Staring Straight Up. I Don’t Really Know Wh. I Think That the Ceiling is More Entertaining to Me than the Fully Interactive Computer Screen.

 > There’s Some Weird Show on… “Whacked Out Sports.” Basically, It’s Just Showing all the Dumb Idiot Moves Every Sportsman has Ever Made. Mostly Extreme Sports. It’s One of Those Things That it’s Like… I Don’t Want to See It Happening, but I Have to Watch. Every Ten Seconds I Find Myself Saying “Oh He is Going to Die.” But So Far I’ve Been Wrong Most of the Time.

 

 > Sorry for a Dumb Update. I’ve Got Nothing Better to Do.

 

 > I Think I’m going to Watch a Few Videos Using My Windows Media Center Enabled Laptop.

 > G’Night All.

 

Top 5: Places I’ve Updated the Column From
5. The Home Computer
4. My Sister’s Computer (I think)
3. My Mom’s Laptop
2. School
1. My Own Laptop

Quotes:

” excellente (That’s Spanish for excellent.) “
         - Jon Sliter -
 

 

Fact: Life Isn’t Short, It’s the Longest Thing You’ll Ever Do

>  Hot Rod.

> There’s Like, 50 Male Enhancement Pills Out There. I Think if You Needed to and Took Those, and You Had a Little Boy with Some Girl Who Reaped the Benefits of the Pills, and That Little Boy Accidentally Saw Your Newly Enlarged Penis, and He Grew Up to Be Like You Before You Took the Pills, He would Be Disappointed. Yes that was One Sentence, and Yes it was Worthy of You Reading It. So Shut Up.

> This is Really Dumb, but a .38 is a Gun Right…. Now… Hold both your Hands Up in Front of Your Face. Then Count from either Side, and Hold Up Finger #3 and #8. Those Things Were Kind of Similar to Me.

> I Watched Daniel Tosh’s Comedy Central Special the Other Night. He was Pretty Offensive Even for Me. A Lot of His Stuff was Really Funny, Though.

> I’m Extremely Lost. I’ve had Some Fun Lately, But I Haven’t Actually had a Good Time Since She Left. I Figured It’d be Okay. I Would Just, Do Other Stuff, Make Videos, Update This, Do Anything… But I Can’t. I Don’t Know Why, I Don’t Even Feel Like Waking Up. I Just want to Lay Around, and I Don’t Even Want to Do That. It’s Terrible. 10 Days. 10 Days. 10 Days. 240 Hours. 14400 Minutes. 10 Days Too Long. I have Plenty of Stuff to Do. My Mind Just… Won’t Do It. I Really Cannot Describe the Feeling.

> I Just Found Out a USB Plug Fits Pretty Snugly into a Modem Port or Whatever You Call Them Phone Cable Mabobers.

> I Went Out with Nick, Lance, Luke, Aaron, Hilary, and Samantha the Other Day. It Took My Mind of Stuff…. Almost. It was Fun, Though.

> Picture to Go Out On. Uh… This One.

Top 5: (only 5) Scavenger Hunt Goals that Have Been in All Three Hunts

5. Get a Kiss
4. Crossdress

3. Fake an Injury
2. Breakdance Battle in Public

1. Use the Worst Pick-Up Line You Know

Quotes:

” Nick You Dick “
- Everybody on the Boat when He Got Back On after Tubing with Samantha and Kicking Her Off of Hers -