Aaron Gillespie

Fact: I’ve Officially Decided (for Today) to Pretend that This Will never be Read.

 >  You See, I’ve Realized Recently that I Don’t Make Things Well if I make them for Other People. I’ve Gotta Make Things that I’m Proud of, or I Actually Enjoy Making. After Looking Back into the Old Updates- I Mean Way-Back into the Days of Yore (face). I Realized that Those were More Fun to Write and Therefore More Fun to Read. So Here Goes Nothing—or at Least it’s Equivalent.

 > I Played Basketball Yesterday, it was Fun. It was the First Time in a Long Time that I Could have Said That. I Believe it was because of the General Nature of “I Don’t Give a Shit”edness that Kept Me Interested and Willing to Actually Run up and Down the Court. I Made the Game Winning Shot. So I Deserve a Freaking Medal. I Didn’t Know it was the Winning Shot Until after the Game was Over, Though.

 > Ping Pong has Grown to More of a Love than an Appreciation. If Ping Pong had Boobs…. I Don’t Know What I’d Do- But it would Probably be Better, Somehow.

 > I Think When I Complete This Column (Pending How Much Time I have Until My Class at 6:30) I Might Work on a Video. Probably Just Some Gay “This is My Name and I’m Cool” Video- But a Video, Nonetheless.

 > I Started Doing this Stuff Instead of My Calculus. The Problem Was, I Switched Back to Calculus. So Now I Won’t be Able to Complete This Plus a Video in the Allotted Time.

 > My Videos Have Ceased to be Created Temporarily because I’m Never Bored Anymore. So I’ll Have to Start that Stuff Up Again.

 > Shiz Nizz… Excuse My Hood’ Speak.

Top 5: Bad Habits I Have

5. Biting My Cuticles
4. Saying “You Go Girl” to Myself3. OVERanalIZING THINGS
2. Looking for Small Bad Words in Big Words

1. Trying to Think of Funny Top Fives that Get No Laughs

Quotes:

” Is this Real or is This Shit? “
         - Nick -

Fact: You’ve Gotta Be Cool to be in the J-Crew

 >  Just When You Get Life Figured Out. Change Everything You’ve Ever Learned. A Big Fish in a Small Pond can make Quite the Shrimp in the Sea. I Mean, Sure We are All Part of the Same Ocean, but a Shrimp Definitely Feels Way Bigger in a Tide Pool than in the Whole Bay. Other Shrimps Don’t Give Three and a Half Dumps about You.

 > That’s the Only Realization that I’ve Had so Far- Other than if You Don’t Go Along with the Crowd, It’s Hard to Earn a Lot of Friends Real Fast. That Plus You Can Hear Subwoofers From 4 Doors Away. But I have Met Some Cool Dudes. The Main One being Patrick Somethingoranother from Two Doors North. The Sad Thing is I Know I could Completely Dumb Myself Down and Lose All Sense of Self that I Have and Become a Heavy Hitter of Personality around Here. The Only Way to Do that Would be to Make more of an Ass of Myself than Everybody Else and I’d Fit in Just Great.

 > My Work at this Point in Time was Saved Due to Tiredness (not physical tiredness, tiredness of updating) and will be Continued at Some Later Date.

 > Some Later Date Later…

 > I Still Feel Pretty Much the Same about the Situation. It’s Still Fun. I’ve Got Enough Cool Guys around Me to Act as a Shield to the Others. We’ve Been having a Good Time. Classes Started Today. I Already Got and Finished My First Homowork Assignment, which Makes Me Kind of Happy. Also I Jumped the Gun on My Psychology Class and Got a “Research Credit” Out of the Way, Later On I Have to Fill Out Some thing and I’ll already Be 2/10ths (or 1/5^th as I learned in Math class) of the Way Done.

 > My BIGGEST Goal at College is Not to Screw Up My Life in Any Way, Shape, or Form. My Second Biggest Goal is to Have Fun. Third is to Learn Stuff- and Finally, the Fourth is to Kick Ass at Halo.

 > Significant Figures can Kiss My Ass.

> That Last Bulleted Item was Meant to be Blunt. Very Blunt. James Blunt. You’re Bluntiful, You’re Bluntiful, It’s True.

 > This Shrimp is Going to Go Eat at Mrs. E’s.

Top 5: Things about KU      

5. It’s Beautiful Up Here
4. Patrick Watkins is Cool3. Learning to be a MAN (or a boy who finally learned to hold in his tears) (only joking)
2. Proving to Myself that I can Do It1. Proving to other People that I’m Awesome and They Should be Jealous.

Quotes:

” We can be Cool and Be Losers, or be Douchebags and be Cool “
         - Myself -