Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Anti-Depressants – Making Life More Tolerable

 >  First Off, I Made a Great Internet Discovery. If You’re Bored. You Should Check Out Ebaum’s “De-Motivational Posters.” Caution: Some of Them Feature Scantily Clad Women, but Not Many of Them, and Most of them Are Funny as Fudge.

 > Physics is No Longer a Fun Class for Me. As of Late, We are Learning About Stupid Stuff, and It’s No Longer Interesting.

 > Don’t Let My Motto Scare You. It’s Just the Lyrics to the Song I’m Listening To. So No Need to Worry About My View On Life. (Like You Where Anyway)

 > We Watched a Movie in Film Class Today Called “The Hunger.” It was, in all facets of the word, quite Weird. It’s About Vampires, but Not the Type you Think of When I Say “Vampires.” It’s More along the lines of People Who Kill so They Can Stay Young Forever. Kinda Like the Movie “Hook,” Except, with a Lot of Killing and Blood. Also, It Should be Worth Mentioning that, If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I Watched a Vampire Lesbian Sex Scene with 300 other People, I Would Now Have a Dollar.

 > I Realized Something the Other Day. I Sat at My Computer and Stared at it and Thought, “What can this thing do for me?” It’s Limited to Audio and Visual Stimuli, You Can’t Do Very Much with That. I Mean, You can Lose Yourself in a Movie, or Possibly a Song being Played on It…but is That Anything Special? I Thought about this for a few moments as I booted it Up.  I was Actually Quite Depressed by that Notion. However it Didn’t Last Long. The First Thing I Did After I Turned it On, was Go to My Facebook. I saw that Christine had Wrote Me a Message, and My Mood Completely Shifted. I Realized Then that Technology is Only Worthwhile when You can Apply It to Something in Your Life.  A Flashy High-Tech Watch is Pointless to the Man with Nowhere to Be. This Being Said, Especially if Mother and Father are Reading this, I Still Believe that I Could Very Much Benefit from the New Technology (such as a new phone) in Many Ways. For Example, a Bluetooth Headset would Make Talking On the Phone While Driving the exact same as Talking to Somebody in the Back Seat.

 > I Wrote a Poem Today. But if I Put it On Here, My Mom and Dad Would Kill Me. It’s Available Upon Request, Though.

 > Here’s a Different Poem to Help Get You Through Your Day. I Call it “Eloquence about …. Well I Didn’t Really Name it. Just Read It.  

Sit.

Eat.

Sleep.

Lay.

Rest.

Conserve.

You Have the Whole Rest of Your Life to Do Nothing With Anyway.

 > I Don’t Know if You can Call that a Poem, but I Just Did. So Deal with It.

 > I’ll Leave You with This- I Just Found a Page I Wrote at the Library from a LONG Time Ago… I Think it’s Kinda Funny. Let Me tell You What it Says So You Can Judge. (note: these things aren’t linked together on the paper, either)

Oh Canada, How You Suck. Let Me Count the Ways.

Hey You’re Innocent, Let’s Shit on Your Values!

I Just Don’t Like You

Julius the Sadist.

Crazy Shit is Going Down, (in the Pokemon’s Outhouses)

Conspiracy = Muy Importante Lump-o-Dump

I’m One Hungry Hippo

Numbers:  

1.57 – Pi Over Two4 – Hours I Worked on Calculus Today9 – Problems I Did80 – Percent Sure I am with my Answers0 – Hairs I Have on My Chest6 – Number of People in California with Driver’s Licenses with the Name “Jesus Christ”1 – Number of testicles Hitler Had.22 – Days Until Hitman Comes Out!

Quotes:

” Nerdism is Randomly Distributed “
         - Dr. David Holmes -

Motto: What Better Use for Time Between Classes?

 >  The Biggest Thing to Mention is What I Should Start the Column Off With. Serj’s Album Came Out. That’s Pretty Big. I guess I should Start the Column Off with That. Yeah Let’s Do That.

 > Serj’s Album Came Out. It was Like an Elixir of Inspiration Dashed Upon My Person. It Seems almost Instantaneously a Whole New View of Life Came My Way. It Truly can Do That. If You are in Any Way Depressed and/or in a Rut, I Suggest Going Out and Picking Up a Copy. Those 10$ just May Change Your Life.

 > I’ve Got a 4 page Midterm that I’m Going to Write After Physics. I’m Not Doing it Now Because I Don’t Have Any Help. In 2 Hours that Will Change. I’ll

 > I’ve Mentioned this in the Column a Few Time Before. Pink Lemonade is the Best Drink Ever Made. If You Disagree, I ask that You Kindly Shut Up and Learn the Rules.

 > Christmas is Coming. I’m Already Getting Excited. Maybe Not so Much for the Presents, but Just, Taking a Nice Long Break from Everything Up Here. Not That Everything Up here is Bad, it’s Just, Tiresome. My Wishlist is in the Process of Being Compiled, so Don’t Worry, You’ll Know what to Get Me. It’s Hard to Decide on What I Even Want, so I feel Sorry for Whoever is Trying to Decide without My Input.

 > 1+2=3. Now You Know.

 > I’m Excited for This Weekend.

 > It’s Official. Play Peggle Once and You’re Hooked. It’s Worse than Meth.

 > Apparently there’s a Website that Makes You feel Like You are High. I Myself Couldn’t Be less Interested in the Whole Idea. I’m Absolutely Sure its’ Just Some Stupid Gimmick Like Everything Like that Is. I’m Sure it Doesn’t Successfully Get You High, What it DOES Successfully Do is PISS OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS. That was Possibly the Most Irritated I’ve Been Since I Moved Up Here. Common Courtesy is getting Uncommon These Days.

 > My Back Just Popped Like Hell. It was Scary. It Feels Better Now, Though. Just Thought You Might Care. (or not)

 > Perhaps I have a Better Motto than the One I’ve Already Used… Here.

 > Halloween Party on Friday. I Have No Ideas for a Costume. Christine is Going as Me. So I Might Just Go as Her. I Think That’s a Simple Enough Trade Off. I Promise There will be a Picture on the Next Column, and I Might be in Girl’s Clothing in It. (not for the first time of my life.) It Should be Great Fun. There’s a Lot of Stuff I want to Get Done this Weekend. It’s Going to be Hard. (that’s what she said)

Numbers:  

83 – Number of Cents Per Song it’ll Cost to Get Serj’s Album 

1.86 – Number of Dollars Per Song it’ll Cost you Get The Special Edition (not including the other stuff you get) 

29 – Days Until “Hitman” Comes Out in Theatres 

15 – the Maximum Number of Credit Hours I’m going to Allow Myself to Take from Now on 

12 1/7 – the Average Number of Hours I Need to Take Per Semester to Graduate on Time

Quotes?:

” F*ck Spain, I Hate Mexicans “
         - Nolan May, Talking about what a Stereotypical Western Kansan Would Think -

Sorry for Not Being as Update-Happy as I Once Was. I Find it Harder and Harder to be Inspired to Write Anything Worth Reading, to Say Anything Worth Hearing, to Film Anything Worth Watching. However, After I Finish My Midterm Essay (term paper), I Get the Feeling that Thing are All Going to Change. I’ve got this Uprising Feeling of Overwhelming Creation. As Though I have Found the Reserve of Creativity and Inpiration Underneath the Hard Rocks. College is a New Thing for Anybody, No Matter How Much You Prepare for It. You Cannot Prepare to be On Your Own, You can Provide for Yourself in the Situation, but No Mental Preparation Actually will Make You Accept Your Little Room as Your Home, the Stupid Guys Down the Hall as Your Neighbors.

I Really Feel as Though I’m Through the First Phase. I Would Look for More Action from Me in the Future. I’m Juggling My Time Between Three Things. I’m Going to Start Living Life WHILE I Manage Time. One Cannot Replace the Other. The Grey Area Between is What I’m Shooting For. Wish Me Luck.