Archive for February, 2008

2-27-08 #321 God’s Math Class

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Motto: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around

 > That is actually my motto. At least for this section of my life.

 

 > Possibly the strangest addition to the column ever will be my next point, I’ve been thinking it for years, and I’ve finally found a pretty good example.

 

 > I think the best evidence for the existence of God comes from mathematics. Not really any God in particular, but just some Holy being, or at least some all powerful source. The laws of mathematics I find are much too perfect to be coincidental- such as the Pythagorean Theorem. I feel like they have to have been constructed by somebody- or something. To a lesser extent, I feel the same about the laws of physics. Now I’ve actually thought this for years, and I only bring it up today because of a little bit of boredom research into the “divine number” it lead me to a page that has a list of facts and formulas that pretty much blew me away…. Plus there’s a picture drawing of a naked lady on the very very bottom so- I guess that helps its credibility somehow, doesn’t it?

 > I think I might have offended a few people with that last point, so if I did… Suck it up.

 >  Sorry I didn’t update for a while. I was busy. It won’t happen again (for a few days…)

Top 5: Mathematical Constants 

5. Radical Negative One – (imaginary) used for all negative square rooting 

4. Radical 2 – 1.414213562…. Pythagoras’s number  

3. E – 2.718281828…. Base of the natural logarithm 

2. Phi – 1.618033989…… This number has all sorts of applications 

1. Pi – 3.14159265358979323846264338… the ratio to the circumference of a circle to it’s diameter—- as memorized by Joe, Josh, and I

Quotes:

” I am the king of the world! “
         - Myself, after taking the lead over Nick in the Mario Kart score for the year -

” I never get quotes because you hate me. “
         - Christine Fraker –

2-21-08 #320

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Motto: Subscribe to Buddhism, It’s your last hope to make it out alive

 > I’m writing this column even before attending to the homework at hand because I fear that the homework will detract from my purely poetic mood.  Once again I’ve just gotten out of poetry class and I’m feeling rather eloquent and I’ve got a good theme to write about. Today’s theme my friends: Life.

 

 > We read a poem today called “America.” The poem, which I think you should read, and then reread until you get the same feeling that I got when I read it, deals very closely with commercialism and the way it has taken over American life. The poem speaks of “When each day you watch rivers of bright merchandise run past you,” which, at first may not seem so moving, but when sat back and reflected on carefully is realized to be absolutely truthful as a representation of what life has come to mean.  We do have a river of products and merchandise to drool over floating past us each day. I bet right now if you think of what you want more than anything else, it’s something materialistic. I know I have in mind a nice TV and a Playstation 3. While coming home from a long day of stress at a job or from school or any combination of things- these things would make me happy, I doubt highly that they are a good substitution for a love, a friendship, or even just a quiet room in which to reflect on life. We buy things, such as planners or computers, that help streamline our lives to be so task oriented, that we will lose any things that are real to the laundry list of things we “need” to accomplish. “Finish reading for class, find a monolog, memorize a monolog, write a speech, find a job, do research on video games, update the column” Where exactly on that list does “find something to inspire you, tell a joke to a friend, help out somebody in trouble, hold the one you love, reach out and make contact with that person you haven’t spoken to in a while, get a workout so you can have time to sort through your thoughts” fit in? It doesn’t. We are so caught up in obtaining the “American Dream” of 2.4 children, driving an American car to and from your successful job and your two story house with a lawn in upper-middle class suburbia that we lose sight on everything that is real and tangible. It’s not getting the American dream, it’s not even about getting your OWN dreams, it’s about how you get there. Or another way to put it- it’s not the destination, it’s the journey.  We have become so materialistic that I would bet that if you had the choice of getting $1000, or a new friend who you can really relate to, most everybody would pick the money. We’ve put commercial products, gain, and money so far up on the totem pole, that it’s completely taken over everything we live about. What’s saddest of all is that we are being warned about this all the time! I recently watched the movie “Blow,” in which there is a line that says that “Money isn’t real.” That line, as well as the entire rest of the movie, is telling you exactly what I’m trying to tell you now. My own favorite band has been trying to tell me this for years. System of a Down’s “Chic and Stu” is absolutely all about it. I was so blinded by the whole idea of commercialism that I didn’t even realize what “Advertising causes need, therapy, therapy, therapy,” or later on saying “Advertisers got you on the run.” The bottom line of what I’m saying is this; don’t focus on what you don’t have, focus on what you do have, and change your perspectives on what it really is that you want. After you get done reading this column I want you to stop, just sit there for 2 minutes and think “what do I want out of life?” Then approach your answer remembering everything I’ve just talked about. I know I will be.

 >  Class Dismissed.

Top 5: Things I didn’t talk about that were worth mentioning

5. Classes got canceled in the middle of the day

4. I haven’t eaten anything yet

3. I finally feel that I understand the play that I saw the other day

2. We’ve dominated our last 2 games of basketball here

1. KU vs. Beasley is coming up again

Quotes:

” Classes got canceled, time to begin the Family Guy power hour! “
         - some guy that just walked by me  -

” This is the smartest discussion I’ve ever had with a lower level class “
         - Carrey Voeller, my Poetry Teacher –
 

2-19-08 #319

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Motto: Protect your food. 

> Sorry, it’s been four days, I know.  I’m trying to do at least every other. I just was busy this weekend, that’s all! I’ve finished ALL of my shit. Well, sort of. I have to give my speech here in an 80 minutes. Oh crap.

 > Anyways, I’m definitely going to make this a fast update so I can continue my work on memorizing my speech about Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla.  If I had to compliment myself on something I’d say that I definitely know how to pick speech topics that I find interesting.  If I had to compliment myself on something else I’d say that I’m astute. That’s right. Astute.

 

 > I’m surprised I’ve never heard the phrase “a bullet in your gullet.”  I was just thinking of funny words earlier today and I accidently came up with that phrase. Then I thought, surely I’ve heard that in some Western movie or something…. But no. I don’t think so.

 > So my idea to get up early and go workout more often isnt’ really going like I’d planned. I do have basketball games for the next two days. Hopefully after them I’ll look like Fabio, without the girly hair.

 >  I’ve got an idea for a video. I actually plan to make this one, too. Maybe by next week it will be done. Top 5: Recently used applications on my phone

5. Messaging

4. Task List

3. Bubble Breaker

2. Internet Explorer

1. MSN Messenger

Quotes:

” That’s Bullshit! That’s Bullshit! “
         - Myself, After Nick barely beat me in Super Mario Kart -

” Aaron, Mario Kart is Always Bullshit. “
         - Nick Garrett, in response –