Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Nlelith is a Prophet, from the Prophet came the King…

 > Write something funny, write something funny, write something funny, let’s hump a bunny, let’s make some money, skin cream cause it’s sunny…

 > Shall I compare thee to a summer’s midday? Thou art more hot and sexually attractive…

 > Okay those first two things were things I wrote after poetry class one day, to be stowed away in my notebook forever- other than I just turned them back up.

 > Because I’m too lazy to learn how to properly put hyper links in my text here, I’ll let you in on a secret. If you hold the “Control” key when you click on the link, it will open up in a new tab. Handy.

 > So I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned that I am the real life Michael Bolton from Office Space. My “Michael Bolton” is this guy, Aaron Gillespie. Let me quote, “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”

 > This is a drawing I did in class today while we were discussing a poem which didn’t interest me. After I finished it, I thought to myself, “Hey, that’s not that terrible, you should remember to put this on the column later.” So I did. I edited in a new speech bubble to update the guy’s name to fit the column. They both reference Serj Tankian’s song “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, if you were wondering.

 > Speaking of songs and stuff, www.songmeanings.com was of interest to me yesterday. That’s where I learned that Nlelith could be a play on the word Neolithic or could refer to Lelith, Adam’s demon wife, before the beautiful Eve came along. Interestingish.

 > I think now I have a new idea for a nick-name for somebody I know. If anybody can put 2 and 2 together right here I’ll give them a hug. Unless their smug. Then I’ll give them a smug hug- which is a punch.

 > I actually have a quote today. It’s not the funniest quote ever, but it sure will make Christine mad that I quoted it and never quote her for saying things similar to it. So I have to do it, don’t I?

Top 5: Worst Excuses for Being Late 

5. You found your keys on time, but then lost the car 

4. I got lost in a magical forest, then got arrested for using narcotics  3. I just got back from the doctor, it turns out that those weird things on my chest are called “Nipples” 

2. Sorry, I got here as fast as I felt like getting here by 

1. Your mom wouldn’t untie me from the bed

Quotes:

“ I really don’t know, but this song goes on my WTF Hall of Fame “
         - JR22 on “songmeanings.com” about System’s ‘Vicinity of Obscenity’ -

Motto: March Collective Hysteria

 > Well, Spring has sprung and I think Spring Break is broke. I haven’t really done anything thus far. I’ve gotten to spend some good time with Christine, so that part has been awesome. However, I feel like the times she’s at work could possibly be better used. I’ve learned a lot thanks to MythBusters, HowStuffWorks.com, and the “greatest academic sin,” Wikipedia. Examples of things I’ve learned: Hot water heaters can be crazy rockets, the play station three is a whole media center and more for the same price as a stand-alone blu-ray player, snipers in the military work in pairs, KU has won 2 national championships, psychological torture is more effective than physical torture, and everything I needed to know about ninjas.

 > Escapism is a word. Just so everybody knows.

 > I wrote a 4 page paper about a 16 line poem. Yeah. Welcome to college, right? I hope I get better than my 78% I got last time.

 > I’ve been watching college basketball all day today, KU already won by 24, so far I my bracket is 2/3rds right. Damn.

 > I don’t like baseball. In no way is baseball America’s pass-time. March Madness and the Superbowl are WAY more important to everybody that I know than the “World Series.” Baseball is boring and stupid. They play like…… 4 games every day, to the point where NOBODY CARES. The BEST teams in baseball win maybe 70% of the time. That’s so stupid. That game sucks. It should be relegated back with soccer and volleyball. Crap Crap Crap. Crap.

 > Seriously, Baseball is Crap.

Top 5: Aaron’s ways to live a healthy life (that he should start listening to) 

5. Set a sleep cycle and stick to it- staying up late and waking up late really just sets you up to be tired all day. Rise early one time, and you’ll realize how much you like it (after you get your shower in, you’ll realize it. 

4. Eat SLOWLY. Love food so much that you actually take time to enjoy it. You’ll end up eating less but feeling just as satisfied (if not more) 3. Procrastination is the biggest thief of life. 

2. Work out, cardiovascular, all of that.  

1. Enjoy life as much as you can, don’t let the little things get you down, if you need to take 10 minutes each day to do something to manage stress, then do it. Life is too short to be stressed all the time.

Quotes:

“ Quotes are hard to come by when life gets so serious “
         - Damn straight. - 

Motto: Speed Baby, Speed

 > I’ve only got about 20 minutes to write this, so we’ve got to be brief. Boxer would be too much, only brief.

 > I’m already back home for spring break, my dad and Scooter are asleep on a chair across from me. The TV is on with secrets about Fort Knox on the History Channel, but it is being ignored by everybody in the room who is still conscious… so it’s being ignored by me.

 > I’m currently a little disappointed. I have to write a paper for my Poetry class, and I picked out the poem, and everything I was going to write about. I e-mailed my teacher to see if my thesis was arguable and unique. He referred me to an essay in the book on the very poem I was planning on writing over. Basically, this essay looked at the poem and said everything about it that I was going to say, and it in the same way I had planned on said it. The essay put it more eloquently than I possibly could have. So I’m currently very down, also trying to figure out if I want to continue with my paper, and trying to figure out, if I do, what in the hell I’m going add on to it.

 > Don’t Talk to Me. I’m Pissed.

 > I’m getting ready to head over to Joe and Jon’s. Running On Empty is playing a show in Peabody tonight, which I’m going to be attending for sure. I’ll see some super sweet stuff soon surely.

 > I’m letting this Spring Break tell me what to do.

Top 5: Things I plan on doing over spring break 

5. Teach scooter English. 

4. Study the flight patterns of .50 Caliber sniper rifles ranging from 1300 yards to 2600 yards. 3. Invent a new flying machine 

2. Give Stephen Spielberg my autograph  

1. Find Jesus, Using a Telescope and some String

Quotes: Sorry I still Have nothing here.

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