Welcome to The Column my friends:

Hello All,

My Name is Aaron Gillespie, I’m 18, and I Live in a Small Town in Eastern Kansas. Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Around these Parts, So I Have to Do SOMETHING To Keep My Mind From Rotting Away into the Black Abiss Akin to Every Emo Kids’ Life.

- The History of the Columns -
This Website is the 8 or 9th Version of the Columns. It all Started when a Band a Few of My Friends and I Were in Needed a Feature for Their Geocity Space. I Suggested I Write a Column to Keep the People Updated on News Pertanet to the Band. Naturally, that “responsible” Apporach Didn’t Last Long. I Began Writing About Abstract Things That Took Place in My Mind and Quoting My Friends. Shortly After the Band Broke Up, I Decided that the Column MUST Live On and Got a Geocity of My Own. It was Strictly Dedicated to the Column and Other Column-esk Things.

I Decided About a Year Later to Take Another Step in the Betterment of the Column and Purchase My Own Website. Which Worked Out for a Few Months. I Soon Realized that My Readers Would Triple if I Copied the Columns From the Website to a Xanga, and Later On the Same thing Happened with Gay Myspace. The Movie ‘Flightplan’ Sucked. The Website has Been a Little Bit Shakey in the Last Year or So and Has Went Through It’s Fair Share of Design Overhauls. This is the Current Model I’m Featuring with the Help of My Brother-in-Law, Brandon Sheley. I Owe Him a Lot as Far as Managing and Running this Bitch Goes. Someday I Hope to Assume Full Control of Everything… But That’s Still a Ways Off.

a “Column” By Definition in Aaron Gillespie’s Dictionary Britanica is a Internet Publishing Full of Ideas I Deem Worthy of My Fair Friends to Read. Usually. They are Off the Wall and Often Times Way Off Base. The Quotes that Lay Within the Bounds of This Website, are Awesome. That’s Really All I Have to Say About Them.

Another Huge Reason I Want a Website is Because of the Videos I Feel Compelled to Make on Almost a Weekly Basis. I’m an Amature as I’ve Had No Professional Training of ANY Form, My Equipment Sucks, and My Acting Sucks, But I Think We can Look Past All of That to See the Seer Beauty that Lies Within the Many Videos that are Featured on this Webpage.
That Leaves Us Off to Part Ways My Friends. Might I Suggest You Go Eat a Vegetable and then Read the Column?

Aaron “The Columnist”  Gillespie