10-24-07 #307 Before Physics.
Motto: What Better Use for Time Between Classes?
> The Biggest Thing to Mention is What I Should Start the Column Off With. Serj’s Album Came Out. That’s Pretty Big. I guess I should Start the Column Off with That. Yeah Let’s Do That.
> Serj’s Album Came Out. It was Like an Elixir of Inspiration Dashed Upon My Person. It Seems almost Instantaneously a Whole New View of Life Came My Way. It Truly can Do That. If You are in Any Way Depressed and/or in a Rut, I Suggest Going Out and Picking Up a Copy. Those 10$ just May Change Your Life.
> I’ve Got a 4 page Midterm that I’m Going to Write After Physics. I’m Not Doing it Now Because I Don’t Have Any Help. In 2 Hours that Will Change. I’ll
> I’ve Mentioned this in the Column a Few Time Before. Pink Lemonade is the Best Drink Ever Made. If You Disagree, I ask that You Kindly Shut Up and Learn the Rules.
> Christmas is Coming. I’m Already Getting Excited. Maybe Not so Much for the Presents, but Just, Taking a Nice Long Break from Everything Up Here. Not That Everything Up here is Bad, it’s Just, Tiresome. My Wishlist is in the Process of Being Compiled, so Don’t Worry, You’ll Know what to Get Me. It’s Hard to Decide on What I Even Want, so I feel Sorry for Whoever is Trying to Decide without My Input.
> 1+2=3. Now You Know.
> I’m Excited for This Weekend.
> It’s Official. Play Peggle Once and You’re Hooked. It’s Worse than Meth.
> Apparently there’s a Website that Makes You feel Like You are High. I Myself Couldn’t Be less Interested in the Whole Idea. I’m Absolutely Sure its’ Just Some Stupid Gimmick Like Everything Like that Is. I’m Sure it Doesn’t Successfully Get You High, What it DOES Successfully Do is PISS OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS. That was Possibly the Most Irritated I’ve Been Since I Moved Up Here. Common Courtesy is getting Uncommon These Days.
> My Back Just Popped Like Hell. It was Scary. It Feels Better Now, Though. Just Thought You Might Care. (or not)
> Perhaps I have a Better Motto than the One I’ve Already Used… Here.
> Halloween Party on Friday. I Have No Ideas for a Costume. Christine is Going as Me. So I Might Just Go as Her. I Think That’s a Simple Enough Trade Off. I Promise There will be a Picture on the Next Column, and I Might be in Girl’s Clothing in It. (not for the first time of my life.) It Should be Great Fun. There’s a Lot of Stuff I want to Get Done this Weekend. It’s Going to be Hard. (that’s what she said)
Numbers:
83 – Number of Cents Per Song it’ll Cost to Get Serj’s Album
1.86 – Number of Dollars Per Song it’ll Cost you Get The Special Edition (not including the other stuff you get)
29 – Days Until “Hitman” Comes Out in Theatres
15 – the Maximum Number of Credit Hours I’m going to Allow Myself to Take from Now on
12 1/7 – the Average Number of Hours I Need to Take Per Semester to Graduate on Time
Quotes?:
” F*ck Spain, I Hate Mexicans “
- Nolan May, Talking about what a Stereotypical Western Kansan Would Think -
October 27th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
How many hours are you taking this semester? I’d recommend taking 12 hours a semester and picking up a summer class here or there - that way your not killing yourself studying.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Ya !! you need a job to pay for my list
October 30th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
You did it. You got me addicted to Peggle… You bastard. However, I Do love you.. And will tolerate the fact that you are sinking back into your old habits.