Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Vault + Nutsnack + No Homework = Column Update

 >  I Realized the Other Day (Earlier Today) The Column isn’t really a Story, or even a Column in the Newspaper Sense… It’s Merely a Short Ride on the Roller Coaster that My Stream of Consciousness.

 > The Derivative of the Motto = 0. If you Didn’t Already Figure that Out… You Must Not be in My Calc Class. Speaking of Which, I Totally Aced a Quiz in that Shoot on Tuesday.

 

 > Speaking of That, I Just Remember I have a Practice Physics Test I’m Going to Do Before the End of the Night. I’m Going to have to Make this a Bit Shorter than I Initially Planned.

 > Also, I Totally had this Weekend Planned Out, and EVERYTHING was Awesome. It was ALL going to work out. Then Christine said “So What are You Doing for Your Saturday Class?” Absolutely DUMBFOUNDED I was for a Few Moments. Then I Went into a Swearing Spree. But I Think I Got My Shoot Straight.

 

 > Notice the Substitution of the Word “Shoot” in There, That Makes Things Funnier. I Realized that I Rely on Naughty Words and Possibly Offensive Words, for Example, “Retard,” or “Gay.” I’m Making a Conscious Effort to Stop That. Much Like my Effort to Stop Chewing My Fingernails (Which I did completely… for about 2 weeks, then it slowly came back.)

 

 > I Really Need to Film Stuff. I’m Just Not as Bored as I used to be. I Mean, I Have Friends that are Like… Living in the Same Building as Me. I Used to Film Because I Didn’t Have Anybody Around and I Had Nothing Better to Do. But Now I Do. So it’s Kinda Lame.

 > Sometimes I Find Myself Wondering “How Can Lebo School Exist and Function without Me?!” Then I Step Back and Answer My Own Question, “Just the Same as it Always Has… Depressing.”

 > I Want to Own a Lot More Movies than I Currently Do. I Want to have a Kickass Video Library. The Kind of Library that People Look at and Think “Wow, This Guy has No Life.”

 

 > poiuytrewq. Did you Recognize that as the Top Row Typed Backwards? That’s Called… Psychology.

 

 > I just realized why I haven’t been Updating, or Videomaking. I Haven’t Fallen into my Groove Up Here. At Lebo I had a Good Grove for Everything, Facebook was on one day, the column on the Next, Videos and all that Other stuff Kinda Fell in Line. Down Here it’s Either- You have Class – or – You’re With Friends – or – You’re With your Girlfriend (who is amazing I might add.)

 

 > Sorry this Update Sucked a Bit. Or A Lot. Whatever. It’s Not like I’m Getting Graded for It.

 

 > B+

 

 

Numbers: 

7 – Knives I own at this Point in Time2 – Knives I Left at Home

Quotes:

” It’s not Like Zeus Came Down from Mt. Olympus and Took a Shit on Hollywood and Out came Film-Noir “
         - Julius, My Film TA/ Discussion Leader -

” I’m Throwing Electrons at You “
         - Nick Garrett –

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