Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Whoa, Second Update in Three Days? CRAZY!

> Aaron Gillespie Incorporated has Teamed Up with NG Productions for Yet Another Time. We First Corroborated with the Cutless Music Video, but Now, We are in Progress on a Song. This Song was Written by None Other than Yours Truly. Look for it On Here in the Future.

> Speaking of the Cutless Music Video…. WHAMO!

> I Totally Rocked that Math Test, Psychology Test, and I’m Going to Fail the Government Test. Sounds Like a Plan.

> So I was going to Meet a Jewish Girl and a Girl from Britain. But I Guess The Jewish and English Don’t Put a Big Emphasis on SHOWING UP ON TIME Because I had to Leave. On Second Thought they Never Did Say they Were Going to Show Up at Any Specific Time. But You Know What. It’s Still Their Fault.

> Jessica Menard is the Coolest Person I Know, She Deserves to be a Princess and Deserves Freshly Baked Cookies at All Times. If She Had a Big Wheel She’d be the Coolest Person on It. She’s at Least 6’4” and can Bench Press Like… 500 Pounds. So Yeah, This was a Shout-Out to the Person I Refer to as Furby.

> Fred Roll Finally Knows about the Religion He’s the Leader Of. He’s Totally Cool with It. I Figured He Would Be. He’s the Spank.

Top 15: Quotes of All Time

15. ” That’s Obviously One Side Effect of Living so Close to Wolf Creek “

- Josh Barker, When Nicki O’Clair Walked By –

14. ” Bottom Line is You Need to Save the Big Ones for School “

- Don Gillespie, About Me Breaking the Toilet –

13. ” Oh My God I Think My Stomach Just Popped “

- Priscilla –

12. ” I Was Back There When the Blue Collar Dolls Were Out, I Had Like, 16 Jeff Foxworthys Going Off, I Caught a Glimpse of What Hell’s Like “

- Chris Bray –

11. ” I Don’t Do Drugs Because if I Did I Might Get Raped, So I Rape Other People to Teach Them a Lesson, I’m Really Kind of Like… Well… Ghandi “

- Scott Huttenmaier –

10. ” Did Amy Tell You Mom and Dad Went to a Whorehouse Museum? Yeah, Dad Was Pissed Cause They Weren’t Giving Out Free Samples “

- Alissa Sheley –

9. “Jeremy was Making Fun of Me, He Said I Have Little Kid Farts”
- Chris Bray -

8. ” One or Two More Dumps Could Do It! ”
- Tyler Aucoin, About Our Nearly Broken Hotel Toilet –

7. ” The Indirect Object is the One That Receives It Right? So If We Were Doing It You’d be an Indrect Object? ”
- Josh Weltha, in Spanish –

6. ” She’s a Beautiful Woman, And a Handsome Man, Too ”
- Chris Bray, Upon Priscilla Antony -

5. ” Let’s Go Look at Donuts ”
- Jon Sliter, While We Were Smelling Shampoos in Dillion’s, After He Realized How Gay We Looked -

4. ” I’m Going to Heaven and I’ll be Kickin’ it With Jesus While You Guys are Down Here in School ”
- Jeremy Johnston -

3. ” I Dont’ Care if You Get Electricuted but If You Burn My Pencil I’ll Kick Your Ass “

- Kevin Allegre, to me while I was sticking his pencil in an electrical outlet -

2. ” Dad Piss Me Off, From Now On I’m Simply Calling Him ‘Keeper of Cheerios’ “

- Josh Weltha, Renouncing His Father’s Title of “dad” -

1. ” She Asked Me for the Mustard One Time, I Thought it was Code for Something…. Turns Out She Just Wanted the Mustard ”
- Chris Bray, about Ms. Schnieder -

Quotes:
Just Look at the Top 15… That’s Good Enough

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