Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Got a Dirty Mouth?

 >  My Psychology Teacher Today Told Me that 70% of Cases of Obesity are Genetic, and the Other 30% are Due to Slothfulness and General Gluttony. Which I Find Strange, Because it Always Seems Like You See Large People with Some sort of Food in Hand.  Or Maybe You Just Remember it Better. Either Way, My Eyes Were Completely Opened. Also He Mentioned that Crash Dieting Causes You to Start Gaining More and More Weight After You Cease the Diet. Just Some Freaking Knowledge for You There.

 > One Other Thing I Learned in College Today, it Came from the Realm of Calculus. If you Have a Function Y= F(x) Defined as . Then When you Solve x = 2X-X^2+(X/2)  Christine You Get: Extraordinarily(Sweet + Beautiful) + (You can have her)/(my Dead Body). In Other Words… Extraordinarily Sweet Plus Extraordinarily Beautiful Plus “You can Have Her” Over “My Dead Body.” Consider that a Shout-Out to My Scrumptious. Yeah, That’s What I Call Her. So What, Wanna Fight About It?

 

 > Nick Cut Himself on our White Board… Twice. I Didn’t Even Think it Was Physically Possible. I Guess I Never Really Looked at the Whiteboard as Being a Hazardous Object in the Room. Nick Now has a Phobia of Everything White. (or maybe just reaching for his keys in a careless manner)

 > Serj Tankian, Former System of a Down Front man, is Coming Out with a Solo Album on the 23^rd. This is Due to System of a Down’s Demise. His Single “Empty Walls” is Already on YouTube. Enjoy… After Listening to it, I Feel Like My Life was Changed. I know that’s Like, Sappy Cliché and All Around Lame, but I really Did Feel Changed. I Thought, Maybe I Should do more with My Life than just Focusing on Having a Good Time. Should I Be More than I Am? Should I Do Something Great? Should I Solve Problems Yet Unsolved by Man? Should I Stop Pondering About my Life on the Column and Just Go Back to Writing Stupid Random Thoughts Like I Used to Do?

 

 > Whoever Determined North to be “Up” Anyway? That Guy has a Big Head Now. The Guy Who Invented the Compass Needs to be Knocked Down a Few Pegs in My Eyes.

 

 > One Note about Serj… His MySpace Picture Seemed to Remind Me of Another MySpace Picture I’ve Seen Before… You be the Judge. : Note: I would Have Just Posted the Picture Instead of the Page, but You Can’t Just Get the Link to the Picture. Because MySpace, as I’ve Mentioned in the Past, is GAY GAY GAY.

 

 > I Found Out Something at My Advising Appointment Yesterday. This Semesters Calculus Class, is the LAST time I’ll Ever have to Learn About Math. I Mean, Unless I Really Feel the Need to Learn about the Really Obscure and Useless Things in Calc Two. I Can Do Derivatives Somewhat Proficiently, I Think That’s More than 80% of Americans can Say.

 > The American Flag is a KU Fan. It’s Obvious to Me. Or I Guess You Could Just Say that KU is More Patriotic than K-State. What Country’s Flag is Purple? After Researching that Very Question… I Can’t Find One. Because Purple isn’t a Good Color to be Associated With. Although I Guess that Red and Blue Put Together Make Purple.

 > I Guess This Update is Pretty Long. I’ll Stop It Here. Right Now. With this Sentence. It will be Stopped. Just You Wait and See. This will be the Last Sentence in the Update. There Will be No More for this Somewhat Lengthy Update. Hey, a Squirrel!

 

 

Numbers: (Timespan Edition) 

6 days, 2 hours, 28 minutes, and 14 seconds – the Time remaining Until Serj’s new Album Comes Out (from the moment I looked right before I began typing this sentence) 

10 Months 5 Days – Christine and I have been Writing Our Names in the Stars  

19 Years 2 Months 15 Days – Span of Time I’ve Been Trying to Find My Place on the Earth 

3 ½ Years – I Walk Down the Hill with a Cap and Gown 

365/2 Days – Days until I get the Chance to Live with Christine 

 

 

Quotes:

” That Molecule is a Dick “
         - Me -

” I was Going to Type the Lyrics, but I had Fun Just Typing ‘Banana’ “
         - Joe Sliter –

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