Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Everybody DANCE

> Yesterday at Fred Roll I Explained the Meaning of Osmosis to the Workout Group. Never Before had I Felt So Cool Explaining a Concept of Molecular Processes to a Group of Over Ten People.

> Speaking of Fred Roll, That Class is Winding Down to It’s Final Days. Which also Means Basketball is Quickly Approaching. I’m Clinging to Life at this Moment.

> The first episode of Hopelessly Amazing is Coming Closer to Completion!

> I’ve had a Great Week Thus Far. How Have You All Been? Dandy

> Lebo High Plays the Colony-Crest Lancers Tomorrow. It’s Going to be My Classmates’ Last Football Game Ever. I’m Torn Over Going to It or Going to Fred Roll. I Really Should go to Fred, But Freaking A’ I Want to Go to This Game. I’m Still Undecided.

> I Started Actually Writing Quotes Down Again. So That Should Make You Happy.

> Two Days Back I Made a Facebook Group – “I Think Aaron Gillespie is Cool.”Yesterday, Nick Garrett had to Ruin Everything in My Life, as Usual, with his Group – “ AARON GILLESPIE SUCKS!!! ”

> My Group Has More Members… For Now.

> I Just Ate a Twix. Actually It’s in My Mouth Right Now. There’s a Nice Frame of Reference for You.

Top 5: Worst Feelings in the World

5. Sitting Home Alone When You Shouldn’t Be
4. Eating too Much of Anything

3. Hitting Somebody in the Balls with a Basketball
2. Getting Hit in the Balls with a Basketball
1. Realizing That You NEED to Pee 25 Minutes Out from the Bathroom in Luke’s Jeep

The Triumphant Return of the Quotes:

” Come Feel My Bone, Mr. Harp “
- Bryant Linsey -

” I Don’t Want to Feel Your Bone “
- Mr. Harp, in reply -

” Awww, You Puss ”
         - Bryant, in reply to the reply -

” It’s Like a Pipeline “
- Josh Weltha, About Somebody’s Penis -

 

” I Can’t Wait Until I Start Peeing “
- Josh Weltha, in the Men’s Room, Sometime After the sound of the Zipper but Before the Sound of the Water -

” I’m Sorry I Need Lots of Attention- OMG I HAVEN’T SAID THAT IN FOREVER! LOTS OF ATTENTION!! ”
         - Jessica “Furby” Menard -

” Chris, You’re Like a Walking TiVo “
- Mr. Harp, About Chris Teeter, It’s Both Funny and True -

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