Aaron Gillespie

Motto: That’s Just a Different Life Perspective

 >  Today in Sociology I Happened to Notice that, Of the 4 Computers that I Could See People Using for Notes. Three Were On Facebook. Now THAT’S College for You.

 > I’m in the Library Right Now. The Only Homework I have is a Midterm Review that I’m Going to Work on Later Tonight. Halo 3 Can Wait. It’s Not Important.

 > Or Did He Just Say that To Make You Happy. > I’m Really Thirsty. I’m Going to Go Get a Drink. Hang On I’ll be Back in Ten Minutes.

 > I’m Back—- Not Really, I haven’t Left Yet. But I Tricked Your Ass.

 > Sometimes I Wonder if I’ve Lead Life too Conservatively. I Mean, Yeah, I Skateboarded and Stuff- that’s Almost Dangerous. I Broke My Arm in the Process. I Never Really got into Much Trouble for Anything. I Suppose that’s a Good Thing, but is it Really? Some of the Things I remember Best were the Things I got in the Most Trouble For. Like the Dumbass Video I Made in 8^th Grade (or sometime around then…) Sure it was Stupid, and Sure, I Got Grounded for Two Months… But it was Fun.

I See all these People around Me Making Seeming Stupid Decisions. “Hey Man, Lets Go Get Lit and Jump Off the Roof of My House” is a Line from the Movie Orange County. The Character Who Mentioned it was One of the Two Designated Screw Ups with No Lives, but at the End of the Movie, It’s Revealed that, Trying to Make a Life for Yourself can Often Times be Worse than Just Living the One You’ve Already Got. That’s the Moral of that Whole Movie. Although that Movie isn’t Really the Most…. Moral Based Movie Ever Made. It’s just some More Supporting Evidence that, maybe I’ve Always Been Too Uptight. The Fear of Me or My Friends Getting Hurt or Getting in Trouble has Always Been One of the Key Factors in My Actions. Maybe it Shouldn’t Be?

Either Way, I Doubt by this Point in Time I Could Even Change Anything if I Wanted To. So Don’t Worry Mom and Christine. I’m Not Going to Be Jumping Off Any Moving Vehicles in the Near Future and You Won’t Find Me Passed Out on the Toilet Either… You’ll Continue to Find Me in the State of Perpetual “I Wish Something Would Happen.” > That Topic was So Serious and Boring, that the Rest of the Entire Column will be Nothing be Fart Jokes and Crude Imagery. > Speaking of Crude Imagery. Expect a New Video this Weekend. I’ll try Not to Disappoint. (I’ve Got Too Much Going Until Thursday to Do it Before Then.

 > I Just Farted. The Words are Melting Off the Page. There’s Your Fart Joke.

 

 > Picture with Me if You Will, and Old Guy in the Woods Desperately Trying to Remember Where He Put his Skivvies Because There’s a Penis Attacking Bear that is Going to Eat Him if He Doesn’t Have Them On.

There’s The Crude Imagery.

Numbers:

17 – Minutes Until I Should Leave for Physics

8 – Hours of Sleep I Got Last Night

1 – Hours of Sleep it Felt Like I Got Last Night

3 – Times I’ve Went to the Gym so Far

3 – Times a WEEK I’d Like to go to the Gym

30 – Aaron’s Ping-Pong Wins for the Year

54 – Nick’s Ping-Pong Wins for the Year

Quotes:

” Eat Shoot and Die “
         - Scott Huttenmaier (from a LONG time back, I just remembered it for some reason) -

” Don’t Worry Aaron, You’ll Get Better at Life”
         - Hunter Vore -

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