11/17/06 #248 Basketball
Motto: I Think Aaron Gillespie Should be More Popular.
> Basketball Started. THANK GOD FOR FRED ROLL. I Can Dunk It Easier Now than Ever Before. I Didn’t Die on Either of the Ladders. I Shot Pretty Decent. Nothing Terrible Has Happened so Far.
> There’s Been Word of a ‘Newsletter’ to be Distributed Throughout Lebo High School. Developed for the Students by the Students with Basically No Affiliation with the School, Kevin Allegre (the instigator of the whole thing) has Informed Me He’s Remotely Interested in My Services with Maybe Some Sort of a Column for It. I’m Undecided Currently as to If I Will Do It.
> This Dude on Deal or No Deal is the First Person Who I Actually Don’t Hate. Plus He’s Really Kicking Ass. It Makes The Show Worth Watching.
> Anyway, Basketball. Yeah. I’m Still Not too into the Whole Thing.
> I’m Currently Working On 30 Ounces of Chocolate Milk.
> Josh Weltha Had a Baby. A Small, Deadly Baby.
> Holy Shit, I Finished that Milk in Three Minutes. I Think I Might Die.
> There was Just a Bash on the Column. I Don’t Like Hearing Bashes on the Column. If You Thing It’s Boring, Then You Obviously Have an STD of Some Form.
> If Something is Exciting, I’m Simply Going to Yell ‘Factorial’ From Now On. The Math Kids Will Get That. Although It’s Not Funny. So, There’s Really Not Much to Get. Sometimes I’m an Idiot.
> I HAVE GOTTA PEE FACTORIAL!
> You Tube. New Videos. Oh Yes.
The Numbers:
34 – Down and Backs in Ladders We Ran Today
3 – Down and Backs in Punishment
1 – Number of Times I Saw Bryant Chase Brad Winn Out the Locker Room Threatening to Drool on Him
10.7 – The Average Life of Dogs (according to Teeter)
15 – The Average Life of Cats (according to Teeter)
75 – The Average Life of People (according to Teeter)
63 – the Average Life Span of Fatties (According to Something I Just Read)
29024901239210382103921 – How Overrated Smosh Is. (it’s spoken from the heart, so it doesn’t have to make sense)
Quotes:
” That Sounds Like a Rap Song- ‘Control, Alt, Delete!’ “
- Josh Weltha -
” You Might See a Boobie and the School Would Explode “
- Josh Weltha, About the Now Banned Google Image Searches on Lebo High Computers -
November 13th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
WE HAVE GOOGLE BANNED TOO! THOSE WHORES!
and since when did joshers have a baby!? AND WHY DON’T I KNOW OF THIS!?!?
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!
by the way, i don’t think the columns are boring. they probably only think the columns are boring because that person is, indeed, a BORING PERSON!
boo. that whore.
by the way….FIRST COMMENTER! and probably the only one maybe
BUT I LOVE YOU! YAY!
good day.
November 14th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Aaron, you are BY FAR my favorite person. You’re cute too
November 14th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Aaron Ross Gillespie, You are without a doubt my favorite person.. AND you’re cute too
November 16th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Howdy!
Its true, i am a father. im naming it “Alice Kay” or “Allison Kay,” im not sure which yet.
right now aaron’s sitting right behind me in ACCC English. its purty ironic, he’s behind me in school, he’s behind me not in school. get it?
and im spent!
November 19th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
just to let u guys know, sometimes your comments will need to be approved, I would turn this off but you would see a bunch of viraga links.
so once you post something, know that it will show, they just have to be approved by admin..
btw, you can approve them, just look in the backend and click “manage”