Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Thanks, God… We Appreciate It

> That Dane Cook is One Silly Bitch

> It’s Thanksgiving. To Most People, that Means Stuffing Your Faces with Turkey, Watching Foot and Forgetting the REAL Meaning Behind Thanksgiving. The Real Meaning Behind Thanksgiving: The Dessert After the Turkey and the Time You Get to Do Whatever You Want When Other People are Watching Football.

> I’ve Personally Read Through About 10 Different “The Perfect Man” Emails or Notes on Facebook. Every Single One of Them Has Disgusted Me. They Don’t Disgust Me in What They Ask For (Usually,) However, I AM Disgusted with What ALL of Them Have Said- “No Such Guy Exists,” or “I’ve Never Seen This Guy Before.” Open Your Eyes Up- You’re Probably Great Friends With a Guy Like This. Why Do You Think that You Always End Up Dating Jerks? It’s Because You are ATTRACTED to Jerks. I Know of So Many Nice Guys Who’ve Never Been Even Remotely Appreciated, in Contrast I Know Too Many Jerks Who’ve Had Field Days with Any Women They Please. Anyways, In Response to This Little Craze, A Few of My Buddies and I Have Written a Note From the Male’s Perspective. This Note is Blunt, and Said with Spite.

> Wow, Another Update in Only a Few Days? How Crazy?

> Sometimes People are Really Cool.

> HOLY SPANK! I Made a Hole-In-One on My Homemade Disc Golf Cage Thingy. I’ve Been Trying to Do it Since We Made It- 4 Year Ago. Plus I Lowered My “Intermediate” Minesweeper Score to 61, Joe Sliter Informed Me He Accomplished it in 52 Seconds. Please, Kudos to the Pi Guy.

> The Amazing Wormman. Oh Yes, You Know You Want to Watch It.

The Numbers (5):

5 – Programs I’m Running Right Now

5 – People I Know with My Birthday

5 – Fingers You Should Have On Each Hand

5 – Players on a Basketball Team on the Floor

5 – Numbers Section Additions So Far

5 - The Number of Members in Boy Bands

5 – Then Number of Items in the “top 5”

5 – The Number of Dwarfs that Remained After the Murder/Suicide

5 – Rows on a Standard Keyboard

5 – Number of Pieces in a 25 Cent Pack of Juicy Fruit

5’ – The Height You be Taller than to Be Considered Attractive in My Eyes

5’5” – Even Better

5 – Number of Sisters My Mom Has

5 – Number of Brothers My Mom Has

5 – Number of Members of My Immediate Family

5 – Number of People in My Family Outside of My Immediate Family Whose Name I Know

Quote:

” I’m Not Shallow, I Just Always Seem to End Up Hating Fat People “
- Anonymous -

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