11/29/06 #251 School’s Out
Motto: Freezing Rain, Freezing Rain, Go Away, Come Back Again Tomorrow at About the Same Time You Did Today
> Let’s See… Basketball Practice- Or Updating the Column after Hanging Out with Josh Weltha? Gee, Let Me Think.
> We Got Out of School at 1:15 Today. That Means No Physics, No Basketball, and No Mr. Torrence. Two of the Three I’m Happy About. If You’re Mr. Barrett, It’s Basketball, But if You are Anybody Else, It was Mr. Torrence. Apparently There is an Negative Correlation between “Freezing Rain†and “Driving.â€
> Recently I’ve Declared Myself the King of Minesweeper- Only Shortly There After to Be Dethroned by Nick’s Brother’s Girlfriend, Lindsay. However, I Just Looked on This Website, and Found Out that Lindsay’s Score is on Par to be Ranked in the United States. SO THEREFORE I Can’t Feel Bad Losing to a Complete and Total Stud at Minesweeper. However, This DOES Make Her My Arch Nemesis. I Will Dual Her in Every Possible Aspect of Life from Now On.
> My Mom Just Called My Dad an Asshole. Write that Down. (they were joking)
> Lebo’s Newsletter (the media through which the column will be experienced by all of Lebo High, along with some other useless bullshit) is Yet to come Out. I Heard News that, as of Today, It is Going Underneath the Scrutiny of the Principal. I Sure Hope He Doesn’t Find Me too Vulgar to FUCKING Censor. Only Joking Mom and Dad. I Kept it Real Calm and What Not. And Even Though I Did Just Use the “f†Word it was a First for the Columns (as of Lately) and Was Done Strictly to Shock People Into Maybe Cracking a Smile for the First Time This Update. Mostly it Was Done to Be Ironic and Draw Attention to Myself. I Never Get Enough Attention.
> Welcome to Awesometown!
> I Have NOT Been Able to Locate My Digital Photo Taker for the Last Week or So. I’m Beginning to Grow Worried Over it’s Location. I was Going to Put Something in Here About the Fact that Lebo has Seen it’s Share of Thievery in the Past Few Months, but to Keep People Off My Back, I Won’t.
> Kansas is the 15th Largest State in Terms of Area, Nebraska is 16th. Nebraska You’re Our Bitch!
> There’s Something About this Update I Don’t Like. I Haven’t Had Any Pictures on My Updates Lately… Hum… I Blame That on My Camera Being God-Knows Where and Nobody Putting Anything Good on Facebook.
Top 5: Most Played Songs on My Computer
5. The Metro - Berlin
4. Marmalade – System of a Down
3. The Metro – Alkaline Trio
2. Virginity – System of a Down
1. The Metro – System of a Down
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       ( ‘The Metro’ is Good when ANY Band Plays It)
Quotes:
” I Like that ‘Boobie’ One “
- Nickole Presley, Whilst Reading the Quotepad -
November 29th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS! I WIN. I MADE THE FIRST COMMENT!
ok. now that i got that out.
i love skatecolumns.
and i feel bad for lebo because now aaron will be writing a newsletter.
uhm. boob.
SILICON.
SILICONE.
i like sandwiches.
have a good day.
FURBESTER.
December 4th, 2006 at 10:40 am
I’m pretty sure it’s time for you to update again. Lazy Bastard
Just Kidding!! But seriously…..