1/2/06 #258 New Year

Motto: 2007 Ways to Screw Up a New Year


> Yeah, It’s 2007. That’s Like…. 1 More than 2006. Which Means This- I Graduate This Year. By This Time Next Year I Will be in College. Hopefully at KU and Hopefully I’ll Still be Writing a Column. I Have Plans. Before I Leave for College I Want Some Form of Columnisitic Change- a Major One. I’m Not Sure Exactly What Just Yet, But Something Big Enough to Draw Readers Back. Back to the Glory Days of People Actually Reading this Drabble.

> We FOUND MY CAMERA! My Dad Found My Camera. My Dad is My Hero.

> My Dad Told Me to Put That. So I Did.

> School’s Starting. More Depressingly, Basketball’s Starting. This Means I Will Go from a “Happy” Teenager, to “Just” a Teenager. (The “Depressed” is Implied)

> This Soup Stuff is Spicy and Stuff. Yeah.

> People Piss Me Off. I Could Go into Great Detail about How People Piss Me Off, but in the Process I would Be Doing Exactly What Pisses Me Off. I Prefer to Not be Hypocritical, Especially When it Comes to Rants. I Might Do It Later, But Not Now.

> I Had a 20 Second Video Clip I Was Going to Put On Here. But I Honestly Don’t Have the Slightest Clue as to What it was. That Seems to be a Common Theme for this Update. The Top Five I Had Lined Up Yesterday has Slipped My Mind Today. Things Like These Lead to the Birth of the Quotepad. I Think I Might Need an “Everything Else Pad.”

Top 5: Bands You’ve Never Heard Of


5. Straight Outta Junior High
4. Kevin Bloody
Wilson

3. Kyle Edds

2. Incredibad

1. Nutsnack

Quotes:

” I Can’t think of any Other Chinese Proverbs “
- Don Gillespie -

” She Makes a Good Footrest as Long as You Have a Piece of Sausage in Your Lap “
- Logan Grieder, About One of Josh Barker’s Dogs -

One Response to “1/2/06 #258 New Year”

  1. MuNcHkIn_EaTeR Says:

    this one made me laugh a tad. :]

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