1/2/06 #258 New Year
Motto: 2007 Ways to Screw Up a New Year
> Yeah, It’s 2007. That’s Like…. 1 More than 2006. Which Means This- I Graduate This Year. By This Time Next Year I Will be in College. Hopefully at KU and Hopefully I’ll Still be Writing a Column. I Have Plans. Before I Leave for College I Want Some Form of Columnisitic Change- a Major One. I’m Not Sure Exactly What Just Yet, But Something Big Enough to Draw Readers Back. Back to the Glory Days of People Actually Reading this Drabble.
> We FOUND MY CAMERA! My Dad Found My Camera. My Dad is My Hero.
> My Dad Told Me to Put That. So I Did.
> School’s Starting. More Depressingly, Basketball’s Starting. This Means I Will Go from a “Happy†Teenager, to “Just†a Teenager. (The “Depressed†is Implied)
> This Soup Stuff is Spicy and Stuff. Yeah.
> People Piss Me Off. I Could Go into Great Detail about How People Piss Me Off, but in the Process I would Be Doing Exactly What Pisses Me Off. I Prefer to Not be Hypocritical, Especially When it Comes to Rants. I Might Do It Later, But Not Now.
> I Had a 20 Second Video Clip I Was Going to Put On Here. But I Honestly Don’t Have the Slightest Clue as to What it was. That Seems to be a Common Theme for this Update. The Top Five I Had Lined Up Yesterday has Slipped My Mind Today. Things Like These Lead to the Birth of the Quotepad. I Think I Might Need an “Everything Else Pad.â€
Top 5: Bands You’ve Never Heard Of
5. Straight Outta Junior High
4. Kevin Bloody Wilson
3. Kyle Edds
2. Incredibad
1. Nutsnack
Quotes:
” I Can’t think of any Other Chinese Proverbs “
- Don Gillespie -
” She Makes a Good Footrest as Long as You Have a Piece of Sausage in Your Lap “
- Logan Grieder, About One of Josh Barker’s Dogs -
January 3rd, 2007 at 11:55 pm
this one made me laugh a tad. :]