Aaron Gillespie

Motto: The G Force, The G Unit, The G Spot

> Motto = Things I’ve Been Called Using My Last Initial so Far in Basketball. My Personal Favorite was Mr. Barrett’s Slip of “G Spot.”

> I Have a Problem that I Cannot Explain. I Have No Reason Why It Should Have Been so Plain. Those My Friends are Lyrics Straight from the Mouth of Serj and Directly Relating to My Life. I Suppose It’s Not So Much a Problem- as a Great Thing. A Great Thing too Add to the List of Other Great Things that has Happened Lately. Making That List Three Items Long.

> Not-Interesting Tidbit- Instead of Typing “Items” in that Last Sentence There, I Accidentally Wrote “Times.” Upon Further Thought I Noticed the Two Were Anagrams.

> On This List Already Was the Fact that We’ve Went 2-0 So far this Basketball Season. It Started Off with Us Rolling Over Mission Valley Like a Fat Person Falling Down a Hill Would Roll Over a Chihuahua. Then the Season Continued on to MDCV, a Game Which Brought Along with It Troubles on top of Troubles. It wasn’t the Best Game We’ve Ever Played. Nobody Could Do Anything Really. But We Still Ended Up with the Victory, 35-30. Tomorrow, We Play Olpe at Home. We’ve Won 32 Straight Home Games at Lebo. We Haven’t Lost Here Since I became a Freshman. That Streak will be Heavily contested Tomorrow at 8:30.

> Strawberry Milk is the Shit.

> Speaking of Basketball. I Recently Came to a SECOND Realization of How Much I Don’t Like Going Out for It. I Made a List of Things that Pissed Me Off About it in Psychology Class. It Really Bursts My Bubble. But Hey, At Least This is the Last Year I’ll Have to Do It.

> I’m Thinking of Something, It Starts with a ‘P,’ and Rhymes with ‘Perfecto.” So its….. “PPerfecto”- the First ‘P’ is Silent.

> Sorry About the Column Being Only About Basketball Up Until This Point. But, Hey, That’s All That I’m Allowed to Think About During the Season.

> The Other Night I Went Out with Christine, Allison, and Furby. We Partook in the Movie ‘Déjà Vu,” It was Good. The Night was a Fun One. It Made Me Realize Why Dudes that Hang Out with a Lot of Girls Always Seem to Be Gay. By the End of the Night I was Making Girlish Jokes and Talking About the Most Attractive Dudes I Knew.

Top 5: Self Promoting Game Statistics so Far

5.  2 Assists/Game
4.  3 Blocks/Game

3.  2.5 Steals/Game
2.  8 Rebounds/Game
1.  17 Points/Game

Kevin Allegre (plus a few others) Say:

” I’d Walk Up to Two Random Dudes and Say ‘with the power invested in me by the great state of Kansas, I now pronounce you man and man you fags’ and then I’d Run Away “
- Myself, after being asked what I’d do if I were a priest -

” Tickle My Dangly Pangly “
- Josh Weltha -

” It’s Fun to Be Prejudice ”
         - Kevin Allegre -

” Jewish Music is Totally Rocking “
- Kevin Allegre -

 

” I Want to De-Pantamime “
- Kevin Allegre -

” You’re Such a Eukaryote ”
         - Myself, to Josh Weltha -

” At Least I have a Nucleus “
- Josh Weltha, in Reply -

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