Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Christmas Time Gives the Flavor of Lemon-Lime – This Motto was Brought to You by Sprite: Obey Your Little Smartass Afro-Bearing Black Doll

> Alright, Column’s Up- Let’s Do This: LEEEROOOOY JENKINS!

> The School Column was Distributed for the First Time Since the Last Update. I Wasn’t Overly Disappointed by Anything on that Little Newsletter Dealy. I Wasn’t Impressed Either. I Can Definitely Tell that Some of the “Writers” in that Class are Completely Helpless and Were Probably Only Given a Section of It to be Fair to Everybody. Anyways, I WAS Censored as I Thought I’d Be. None of It Really Bothered Me- Other than the Closing Statement, Which was Changed from “Later Bitches,” to “That’s All for This Time Folks!!”

> Yet Still the Helicopter Game is a Big Thing as of Lately. The Three Leaders of the Game as Far as I Know Right Now Go Teeter, with 3481- Bryant, with 5341 or something close to that, and Myself with 5932. Yeah. You Know It. The Helicopter Game is the New Minesweeper. Speaking of Minesweeper, I’ve Lowered My Scores in that Too: Expert – 217, Intermediate – 54, and Beginner – 1

> Currently I’m Jamming it to Some Nutsnack. It’s Foo-Foo Friday, Need I Explain?

> I Lived Up to Half of My Goal for the Twice Annual Basketball Skills Decathlon that We Run Here in Lebo. I DID Succeed in Breaking the All Time High (Wooo!) But I Failed to Reach 250… Falling One Short of the Score. Later On Today I’ll Make This Sentence a Link to a Scan of the Record Sheet. So, the Good News is This- Even if I Don’t Make First Team All State Like Both My Sisters- I’ll Have Two Things Up on Them- This and My Ultra Cool All Osage City Tournament Team. EDITED LATER THAT DAY: I Found Out at Practice Today That There was an Addition Error Made While Arriving at My Score. I Did NOT Get 249, as I Mentioned, But, In Fact, I Got 251. Therefore Making Me Awesome.
> This Week We’ve Been Maxing Out and Testing All Our Other Crap in Advanced PE. All Together My Bench, Clean, and Squat Maxes Went Up 65 Pounds Since the Beginning of the Year. I Was Happy with That Until I Noticed Taylor Bench Max Alone Basically Did That. Plus I Jump 2 Inches Higher and 4 Inches Farther. Strangely- Reach Dropped. Anyway, Here’s What All of that Means to You- Aaron Gillespie is a Complete and Utter Douche.

> We Beat Lyndon. According to Dad, Somebody From There was Asking about Me at Wolf Creek. That Made Me Feel Purdy Good. How Does Somebody Score 8 Points in the First 3 Minutes and End with Only 14 for the Night?

> Here’s What I’ve REALLY Been Wanting to Get Too- IT’S CHRISTMAS BREAK TIME HONKEYS. Here’s What this Means to Me, NO Basketball for a WEEK. After Today’s Practice Here in an Hour, I Don’t Have to Play, Shoot, Look at, or Even Think about that Round Demon for an Entire Week. I’m going to Take Advantage of this By Spending as Much Time as Humanly Possible Doing Fun Stuff with My Friends- I’m Also Looking at Maybe Going on Some Double Dates? Josh Weltha? Come on Buddy You Know You Want To. Really I’m Just Looking for Any Excuse to Go Out with Christine. The Festivities Will Start Today Sometime Around 4ish. Christine and I are Going to Emporia to Finish Up My Christmas Shopping (gotta get Daddy his stuff) and Feast on the Beauty of a Taco Bell Extra Value Meal. So Yeah, I’m Pretty Excited for Tonight, and the Rest of the Break.

> I Want My Damn ACT Scores Back. I Still Have to Wait 2-4 Weeks I Believe Before I Can Rightfully Expect Them.

> I Think I’m Going to Upload My “How to Piss Off Your Girlfriend” Video to Youtube: But Not Before I Mention Andy Samberg and the Dude’s Latest SNL Digital Short That you Should Watch. D*ck in a Box.

Top 5: Reasons to Look Forward to Christmas

5. Giving, and the Spirit of Christmas
4. Getting, and the Commercial Spirit of Christmas

3. Sitting, and Not Doing Basketball
2. Getting Out, and Not Sitting
1. It’s Leading into the Year of My Graduation

Quotes:

” I Can’t Even See You Behind All that D*ck Sucking “
- Josh Weltha -

” #24, A High School Nerd, is That Your Identity? “
- Dad, to Me, While I was Playing the Helicopter Game, After Watching “Identity,” it was about the Funniest Thing Ever When He Said It…. -

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