Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Beef Comes from Only One Type of Cows: Dead Cows

> Alright, Last Column Update of the Year Right Here. This is the 2006 Update De Finale.

> I’ve Got an Idea for a Short Video. But It’s Raining. So… I Can’t Film It. However I Did Film a Short Yesterday Back. Here it is My Friends.

> Yes, The New Year is Coming Up. I Don’t Know What I’ll be Doing for New Year’s Eve. I Know I have a Family Dealy Early in that Day. But I Don’t Know Exactly What the Plan is for After That. I Think that, as of Right Now, Josh Barker’s House is Looking Pretty Cool. That’s Been Sort of a Tradition on and Off in the Past Few Years. Later On Tonight I’m Going to Josh Weltha’s. We Haven’t Spoken in a While. I Think the Plan as of Now is to Spend the Night There and Undoubtedly Watch a Lot of TV, F Around with All His Cool Shit, and Talk about Guns and Girls for a Whole Night into the Wee Hours of the Morning. So I’m Looking Forward to That. Tomorrow Night I’ll be with Christine, No Matter Where We Decide to Go I’m Sure it Will Be a Groovy Ol’ Time.

> I’m Going to Make a Facebook of My Own. That Would be Cool. Mark Zuckerberg Eat Your Heart Out.

> And…. Lastly, I Just Filled One of My Blank T Shirts I Got for Christmas. It Says:

6’8”, I Played it In High School, and These are 15’s. Please Don’t Ask.

Many People Might Call Me “Smug” or “Conceited,” But I’d Probably Call Them “Ass” or “Shorty.”

Top 5: Slogans for Stuff (or at least the slogans they should have)

5. Slinkies – Awesome Fun for Both a Boy and a Girl, Until it Gets a Slight Tweak and Then it’s a Pain in the Ass
4. Toast – For when Sandwiches are Too Good for You

3. Arbor Day – Hey, Come Celebrate Arbor Day……. Or Not
2. Yellow – Making Men It’s Bitch Since Before Jesus

1. Air – “We’ve Got the Best Monopoly of All”

Quotes:

” I Think it was Gay “
- Jon Sliter, About a Dead Coyote, After Seeing It’s Butt -

” OH, Hoover’s, I Thought You Said Hooters “
- Jon Sliter, After I Told Him Where Christine Worked for the Second Time -

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