Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Mechanical Pencils are the Highest form of Writing Utensil

> I’m in a Strange Mood Today. Luckily, Not Too Wordy.

> It’s Official, I have the Flu. Plus My Mouth Hurts for Some Reason. My Lips are Chapped and My Gums are Weakened Significantly.

> Halle Berry was in the Movie, “The Flinstones?”

> I Haven’t Been to Emporia Since Christmas. I’ve Got 25$ on a Gift Card to Planet Sub That is Burning a Hole in My Wallet and another Spare 50$ to Blow on Whatever I feel Like. I Think I Might Invest in a Planet Sub or 4 and then Head Over to Wal-Mart to See what they Have in the Way of Pool-Cues. We’ve Got Some Here at the House, But None Good Enough for Me to Proudly Call My Own.

> Is the Red Light on a Stop Light on the Top or on the Bottom? Do You Know? It’s on Top. Just Remember This if You Ever Find Yourself Colorblind- Stop on Top.

> Speaking of Pool, I’m Trying to Throw Together a Pool Tournament at the Abode this Weekend. $5 Entry, Winner Takes All Awesomeness.  Second Place Prize is one of those Shirts that You Can’t See Unless You are Smart and You Can’t Feel Unless You are Good at Your Job…

> Christine Fraker, Jessica Menard, Josh Weltha, Jon Sliter, and Maybe Alissa – There, I Just Made All of You Happy.

> I Made a Video the Other Day, We’ll Go Out on It.

Top 5: Non-Daily Routines I Have to Do

 
5. Clipping of the Fingernails (whenever they are long)
4. Clipping of the Toenails (whenever they are long)

3. Shaving (Whenever I Feel Like Looking Halfway Not Terrible)
2. Hair Cuts (every 3 or 4 Months)

1. Changing of the Underwear (the 13^th of Every Month)

Quotes:

” Hey, Bicep Boy “
- Jeremy Johnston, to Taylor Barker -

” If I Was Gunna Commit Suicide, I’d Tattoo the American Flag on My Wang and Run Naked Through the Hills of Afghanistan “
- Kevin Allegre -

” You Know the One with that Guy, He was On that Thing? “
- Taylor Barker Trying to Name a Movie -

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