1/6/06 #259 Sweeeeet Name Change

Motto: Physics – the Most Successful Dictator in History

> First Thing’s First, I’m Going to Go Start World War Three in My Bathroom. Thank God for the New Bathroom Reader I Got for Christmas!

> I’m Back, And I Read About Mad Magazine, Flamingos, and Random Facts About Blinking. I’m Pretty Sure Grumpy’s Pizzeria had Something to Do with That Being So Awesome. But Anyway, That’s Neither Here Nor There.

 

> I Was Going to Talk About Basketball. But This Picture Says Enough.

> I Updated My Facebook’s Latest Album with 5 of My Senior Pictures. Check it Out.

 

> I Think that Scooter is Possibly a Superhero. Mild Mannered Shih-Tzu by Day; the Flying Shit Zoo by Night!

> Honk Honk Honk! (2 People Will Get That.)

> I’m Going to Start Pushing My Website More. This Place is Gunna be AWESOME. COLUMNS ALL THE WAY!!! I’m Kicking the Events Off by Officially Changing the Domain Name. Say Goodbye to ‘www.skatecolumns.com’ and HELLO BUDDY to ‘www.a-gillespie.com’ Hell the HELL Yes! I Don’t Even Care if That Last Sentence Didn’t Make Sense, That’s how Excited I Am. Can I Get a “I PARTIALLY AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION WHILE RESPECTING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS!!!” Yeah, That’s What I Thought. I Think the Column is Gunna be Taking a Turn in a Good Direction Here in the Not-To-Distant Future.

Top 5: Favorite Actors


5. Adam Sandler
4. Vince Vaughn

3. Will Ferrell
2. Willem Dafoe

1. Owen Wilson

Quite a Few Quotes:” Did You Ever Microwave One of Those Frozen Pizzas? That’s When You Know You’re Desperate “
- Josh Weltha -

” Life is Like Kanoodling with (insert name of a female who plays the field here), You Never Know What You are Going to Get “
- Josh Weltha -
” The Basic Unit for Measure of Work is the ‘Joule’ (Rhymes with Cool) “
- How Our Physics Book Taught Me what a Joule Was -
” I’ve Never Killed a Cat or a Dog……… Do You Have an Old Cat You’re Not Using Anymore? “
- Josh Weltha -
” Roses are Red: Violets are Blue: Would You Like: To Have Sex in My Car? “
- Josh Weltha -
” I Suck at Hustling Little Kids “
- Nathan Scott -

4 Responses to “1/6/06 #259 Sweeeeet Name Change”

  1. wilteddaisy0720 Says:

    Peppermints.

  2. Brandon Says:

    did you jack with the font ?
    something is ugly

  3. MuNcHkIn_EaTeR Says:

    i love it. that was a good one. it made me happy.

  4. m4nt15 Says:

    actually, you know you’re desperate when you try to microwave cookie dough. that’s what me and alex salava tried once. It almost worked…

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