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2-5-08 #315 Shorty Numero Dos

Motto:  KU- Putting the “Power” in Powerade since 1988

 > I officially used my new knife to open up a package of Chex Mix. I think it was possibly the most Rambo badass move ever done here in the library. Speaking of the library here, it runs underneath the building next to it… I walked by Budig and looked in a window and down and I was extremely confused to see the staircase in the library. The designers of KU are tricky coy bastards.

 

 > Speaking of KU, I got assigned my first paper today, and I got assigned my 2nd acting assignment (this one requires memorization of lines and stuff, though!)

 

 > My intramural team averages a loss by 30ish points in the two games we’ve played so far. Having only 7 players, and dealing with bad health doesn’t really help much. Or maybe we just really suck at basketball. Either way, it hasn’t really bothered me.

 > Once again- I’m looking at possibly doing something different to commemorate that new approach at column writing- so maybe expect a facelift (or the opposite of one) in the future.

 >  I think the word “Lanyard” sounds like a early 19th century British real estate owner. “Go ask Lord Lanyard if he has any realty available for you, Jenkins.”

Top 5: Ways I’m turning it all around5. Exercise4. Food that doesn’t resemble dessert for every meal of the day3. Reading books (and doing homework maybe)2. Getting a Job (this goes with my previous Top 5)1. Just going out and doing something.

Quotes:

” Maybe it hangs like a heavy load “
         - Langston Hughes -

” Oh Yeah “
         - The Kool-Aid Guy –  

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4 Responses to “2-5-08 #315 Shorty Numero Dos”

  1. wilteddaisy0720 Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    You never cease to impress. For once I had NO idea what was going to be in this column. I LOVE IT! Keep it up babe!

  2. The Columnist Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    I’m glad that I have a dedicated reader. I guess I can’t really ask for much after not updating for weeks at a time…. Maybe I should have announced it in a normal column……. and then started…..

  3. Mr. Teeter Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Nah, I’m here. I check twice a week or so. It just kinda seems like maturity hit you like a ton of bricks. Of course, all I do is read the column, so maybe it’s just that you have the time to think of what to write instead of being in a regular conversation. In any case, hooray column!

  4. MuNcHkIn_EaTeR Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    i’m going to choke you with a lanyard.

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