Aaron Gillespie

Motto: We Should Kill All of Those with Radical Views

> Spring Break has Broke. My Family Went Through it Without Any Trauma to Speak Of. I Did Stub My Toe, and More Importantly Lose to Christine in Bowling by Over 100 Pins… But Nobody was Hospitalized for the First Time in 5 Spring Breaks.

>  Things Have Been Really Good Lately.

> I’m Drinking a Berry Propel Fitness Water. Doesn’t it Defeat the Purpose of Water to Add Flavoring to It? I Think it’s a Subliminal “I Can Drink this and Not Get Fat” Message they Use. Even as I Drink It I Keep Thinking “I Can’t Believe this is Water,” Even Though I Know It Isn’t. In Short, Gatorade is the Anti-Christ and Will Cause the Apocalypse Some Day Soon.

> Damn, This is Good Water!

> I’ve Been Working on the Scavenger Hunt a Lot Lately. I’m Still only on Goal #48, and I Don’t Even Like Some of the Ones on There. I’m Going to be Contacting Certain Key People About Possible Dates by the End of the Night.

> It’s All about the Hamilton’s Baby

> I Feel Like Making Something. Reading Something. Poetry. Food. Skateboarding. Shooting. I Don’t Really Know.

> I Broke My Skateboard the Other Day. 360 Flip.

> On the 31^st I’m Going to Play in the Optimist All-Star Whatchacallit in William Allen White Stadium. I Hope I Don’t Suck. It Will be One of the Last Games I Ever Play In.

> I’m going to Make a New Video/Facebook Project. I’m Going to Compile Everybody that I Might Even Remotely Look Like and Try to Emulate Their Pictures. I Think I’ll Have Joe Sliter Help Me with a Few Pictures, too. I Hope to Have that Done by the Weekend, but I’m Lazy- So Maybe Later. (if at all) One Other Note on this Subject: Mom Said I Should Look Like a Douche Bag. So, She’s Real Mature.

Top 5: People I’m Going to Look Like

5. Quitin Tarintino – I Don’t Bleed in Excess
4. Topher Grace – He’s Playing Venom in the New Spiderman Movie, Sweet

3. Matthew Perry – I Have No FRIENDS
2. Some Douche From Panic at the Disco – I’m Not Emo

1. Agent 47 – I’m Not Bald?

Quotespecially awesome:

” That Truss Owns You, You are it’s Slave Bitch “
- Don Gillespie, after My Basketball Shot was Denied by the Ceiling Truss in My Barn -

” Anybody Want a Box Full of Mouse Poop? “
- Mr. Torrence -

 

” You Scared My Virginity Right Out of Me “
- Josh Weltha -

” I Hate to See Her Go, but I Love it When She’s Gone “
- Chris Bray’s Twist on the Classic Line (for laken) -

” It’s a Very Handsome Penis “
- Josh Weltha, About a Penis Drawn on a Chair -

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