Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Chuv is the New Awesome

> So Recently, I was on Facebook and I was Just Searching for Random Groups I Might Want to Join. Somehow, this “End Men’s Violence” Group Came Up. Basically it was Some Dumb Feminist Thing that Said Men Always Resort to Physical Violence to Solve Their Problems. I wanted to Kick Their Ass.

> I Just Finished a Scholarship. Hopefully that Hour of Writing was Worth 1000 Dollars. It’s a Pretty Good Job I’d Say, I Make $1000 an Hour. (did you see that math I implemented there)

> I Also Just Played Some Pool, Like Usual. I Played Very Well, Though. I Made Shots that Weren’t Easy, and Missed Shots That Weren’t Easy. Basically, What I’m Saying is This. My Head is in the Right Place Today. Things Have Been Good. Things will Continue to be Good, Unless Zeus has it in His Mind to Mess with Me. So I’ll Offer a Sacrifice of a Hecatomb of Powdered Gems to Appease Him.

> I was Just Looking Up Video Games on the Net, Like I Do When I Get Bored Enough, and I Looked at the Coming Out Sometime in the Future “Hitman” Movie. A Movie Based Off My Favorite Video Game Series. Anyways, Vin Diesel was going to be the Hitman, But now It’s Looking Like This Guy Is… Cool. Make Him Bald and I Could See That.

> I’m Working on Details for Next Year’s Scavenger Hunt. <- this sentenced contained the most typos ever when I first wrote it. Anyways, I Have Goal-Writer’s Block and I’m Only at Goal 27.

> Spring Break has Been Pretty Uneventful, but Nevertheless Still Pretty Good. No Memorable Events have Occurred Yet. Something Will. The Good News is This, Nobody has Went to the Hospital Yet!

> Yesterday, Nick Garrett Productions and Aaron Gillespie Industries Came Together to Create this Piece of Chuv. Nick Did 90% of the Work. So Give Him the Credit. Although He Just Informed Me of the New Song He’s Writing about Me Being Gay, So He Sucks.

Top 5: Past Spring Breaks for My Family
5. I Got Mono and Strep
4. Joe Got Tonsillitis

3. Jon Broke his Arm
2. My Aunt Broke Some Bone or Something

1. Bitter Break Up

Quotes:

” As Long as You Think I’m Handsome I’m Okay with You Being Shallow “
- Myself -

” It Looked Like Somebody Jerked Off the Incredible Hulk “
- Tyler Donoho, I Heard It, I Laughed. That’s All I Know -

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