3.27.08 #327 Nlelith brings pictures
Motto: Nlelith is a Prophet, from the Prophet came the King…
> Write something funny, write something funny, write something funny, let’s hump a bunny, let’s make some money, skin cream cause it’s sunny…
> Shall I compare thee to a summer’s midday? Thou art more hot and sexually attractive…
> Okay those first two things were things I wrote after poetry class one day, to be stowed away in my notebook forever- other than I just turned them back up.
> Because I’m too lazy to learn how to properly put hyper links in my text here, I’ll let you in on a secret. If you hold the “Control” key when you click on the link, it will open up in a new tab. Handy.
> So I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned that I am the real life Michael Bolton from Office Space. My “Michael Bolton” is this guy, Aaron Gillespie. Let me quote, “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”
> This is a drawing I did in class today while we were discussing a poem which didn’t interest me. After I finished it, I thought to myself, “Hey, that’s not that terrible, you should remember to put this on the column later.” So I did. I edited in a new speech bubble to update the guy’s name to fit the column. They both reference Serj Tankian’s song “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, if you were wondering.
> Speaking of songs and stuff, www.songmeanings.com was of interest to me yesterday. That’s where I learned that Nlelith could be a play on the word Neolithic or could refer to Lelith, Adam’s demon wife, before the beautiful Eve came along. Interestingish.
> I think now I have a new idea for a nick-name for somebody I know. If anybody can put 2 and 2 together right here I’ll give them a hug. Unless their smug. Then I’ll give them a smug hug- which is a punch.
> I actually have a quote today. It’s not the funniest quote ever, but it sure will make Christine mad that I quoted it and never quote her for saying things similar to it. So I have to do it, don’t I?
Top 5: Worst Excuses for Being Late
5. You found your keys on time, but then lost the car
4. I got lost in a magical forest, then got arrested for using narcotics 3. I just got back from the doctor, it turns out that those weird things on my chest are called “Nipples”
2. Sorry, I got here as fast as I felt like getting here by
1. Your mom wouldn’t untie me from the bed
Quotes:
“ I really don’t know, but this song goes on my WTF Hall of Fame “
- JR22 on “songmeanings.com” about System’s ‘Vicinity of Obscenity’ -
March 27th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
You Know what # 1 should be? Sorry, I was playing video games. Where have I heard that before?
March 28th, 2008 at 2:14 am
I’d expect that from me before Aaron. He can verify this.