4-1-08 #329? maybe #330? don’t know. It’s untitled otherwise…
Motto: I’m a Frayed Knot
> I figured it out, the J-Crew wouldn’t be so bad, if they didn’t have all their meetings in the hallway right outside of my door. I hear every STUPID STUPID thing that they say. Sometimes, that would be awesome… but these guys have a knack for saying things that even I can find funny. Me. The same guy who laughed this next joke for half an hour (none of you will find this funny)………. ~The scene: tropical island, no breeze to ruffle the palm trees. The blue sky is cloudless. Nothing stirs. All is quiet. Two hippos bask in a lagoon. One hippo murmurs to the other: “I don’t know why, but I keep thinking today´s Thursday.”~
> I hugged a big orange dog today. It made my day.
> I realized something today. I think I may have an obsessive personality. I think about something, and I cannot get it out of my head until, either I do it, or something equally cool replaces it. The name of my obsession two days ago is “Rubber Duckies.” So naturally while at wal-mart I checked to see if they had any. The great people at wal-mart actually had one, not located with the toys, or the beach stuff, but the infant stuff. So 97 cents later I became the proud owner of Clarence the Duck. Clarence is also an elite member of an underground CIA organization doing research in experimental interrogation, using cute and cuddly figurines to creep out possible terrorists. Anyways, I’m now using it in a scene in Acting I.
> The latest thing that’s happened to me on Facebook… “You were poked by Christine Fraker.”
> So, how are you my wonderful audience. Meaning this- Hey Christine, What’s up! Chris Teeter, how’s ESU. Alissa and Brandon, How’s the house situation going? And POSSIBLY somebody else, who are you?
> A dude tried to tell me I pronounce my own name wrong the other day. What a pretentious thing to do.
> What’s the deal with cartoons always wearing the same things. What would happen if they changed clothes once, the world would implode?
Top 5: Cool Names for Animals
5. Aaron Ross Gillespie.
4. Dung Beetle – Technically not an animal
3. Swallows – a group of birds
2. Tits – a family of birds
1. Blue Footed Boobies – Also birds
Quotes:
“ You Could Trouble me for a Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up “
- Ben Stiller, in Happy Gilmore -
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
i’m not gonna lie…i totally laughed at that lame joke.
and I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ME! JERK.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a sec…
… That was Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore?! Why did I never notice this?
April 4th, 2008 at 10:48 am
What name did that guy think you were pronouncing wrong? I can only assume it’s “Gillespie” since “Aaron” is pretty common. Did he want you to put more emphasis on the “Gill”? Or make it more like “Gel-es-p”. I was kind of happy when I got married because I knew I wouldn’t have to worry about people pronouncing my last name wrong . . . turns out Sheley’s mis-pronounced even more often. Everyone wants to say “Shelly”, like the girl’s name. Of course, those are usually the same people that call me “Alisha” or “A-lisa” or “Allison” . . . so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Nope, It was Aaron- He said I Pronounced it too much Like “Air” and not enough like Awwwh. What a bastard, right?
Air-In Vs. Awren