Aaron Gillespie

Motto: That’s Dongley

>  First Things First. Nick Garrett, You May Know Him as Nick the Dick if You are a Reader from Out of Town, Not too Recently Invented the Word ‘Chuv’ to Combat the ‘dank’ Craze Taking Place in Kansas City’s Metro Region. Naturally, just like whenever Nick Does Anything I’m Not Involved in, I Became Mad with Jealousy and Demanded My Own Word. I Attempted for Weeks to Think of a Word that Stood it’s Ground in Comparison with All that is ‘Chuv.’ Sadly, I Never Succeeded. Nick Today, Thought of My Word for Me, ‘Dongley.’ It’s Slightly Longer, but Equally Cool. I Think Nick Did it Just so He Could Still Have Some Credit When Dongley becomes a Huge Hit in Today’s Pop Culture. Did You Ever Notice Culture has the Word ‘Cult’ in it? That’s Kind of Weird. Anyways- Dongley is Where it’s At.

How do You Use It? Good Question. It’s Simple. If You are About to Say ‘Awesome,’ Stop, Think, and Replace it with ‘Dongley.’ Bear in Mind, ‘Chuv’ is the New Cool. To Put it as an Analogy for You- Cool :Chuv :: Awesome : Dongley.

> On that Note- Even Though I’ve Come to Shy Away from Announcing Videos that Aren’t Already in Production, You Can Look in the Future (be that the pretty distant future) to an Epic Film Series Called “The Adventures of Chuv and Dongley.”

> I Laughed So Hard I Cried at School Today. Perhaps the Best Thing About it, was it was ALL and Laken’s Expense. She’s Fun to Aggravate.

> I’m Going to Play Me Some Max Dirt Bike.

> Alright Back to the Columns.

> I’m Writing a Ten Page Paper About Hitman. I was Going to Do Thermopylae, The Battle of Thermopylae to be More Specific. That Would Essentially be Me Doing My Paper Over the Movie 300. However, as Time Went On I Realized I Didn’t Like that Subject and I was Looking for Something that Would Keep My Interest. I Figure with the Hitman Movie Coming Out Sometime in the Future, I Might have an Easy Ten Pages to Write. Nerdy? I AM NOT A NERDY BOY! I’m a Man, with a Passion, for, uh. Video games… Nothing Wrong with That. YOU SUCK

Top 5: Spellings of Dongley

5. Dongley
4. Donglei

3. Donglie
2. Dongely

1. Dongelieaie

Quotes:

” Gay People are Retarded “
- Kevin Allegre -

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