Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Um…. Yeah. 

> Here’s Proof Girls are Evil.

Girls = Time X Money

Time = Money

Girls = Money ^2 

Money = Root of All Evil

Therefore, The Root of All Evil Squared Equals…..

Girls.

Chris Teeter is Buying a Shirt that Says That. I Thought it was Funny.

> I Went to Dog Trials. It Sucked. But Hey, at Least I Got Paid 3.30 an Hour!

> I’m Totally Pissed 

> I’m Going to KU and Rooming with Nick Garrett. Two Dreams CAN Come True. Now If They’ll Just Deal with that Whole “Gay Marriage” Thing, That’d Be Great. 

> I’m Going to STATE 4N6! DAMN STRAIGHT! Tyler Donoho and I are Awesome Possum’s Morbid Death at the Hands of Josh Weltha During Afterprom. 

> I’m Going to Jon’s Birthday Bash Tomorrow. We are Going to Go Watch a Movie. That’ll Be Awesome. Then the Next Night I’m Watching Christine’s Play- “Little Shop of Horrors,” Where She Looks AWESOME. She’s Goooooooooood Stuff. The Play is By Far the Best One I’ve Seen at Burlington. I Know This Because I Have Seen Their Dress Rehearsals. I Suggest You Go Watch This One. 

Top 5: Gross Things I Saw Done to a Duck 

5. A Rock Shoved in It’s Mouth
4. It’s Foot Shoved Down It’s Throat (which stuck there even after being thrown) 

3. 2 Shotgun Shells Being Shoved Down It’s Throat (the first one came back out)
2. The Bottom Jaw of the Duck Being Ripped Off 

1. The Bottom Jaw of That Duck Being Shoved Down Another Ducks Throat. 

Quotes: 

” The Dollar Menu is Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever “
- Taylor Barker - 

” I’ll Give You 2 or 3 Points for Having Your 1^st Grade Niece Do it For You “
- Mr. Simmons, About My Crappy Advertisement - 

” We Got Our English Language, Now Lets Make Some of These Bad to Use “
- Chris Teeter, About Retarded Bad Words - 

” My Mouth has a Boner “
- Josh Weltha, Before Lunch - 

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