Aaron Gillespie

Motto: When Walking Down a Road, and You Come Across a Possum. Kill It.

>  Prom is Coming Up (to be read with an extreme and exaggerated monotone) I am so excited, horray, my excitation overwhelms my every limb! In All Honesty, I’m Not Making it Out as the Huge Deal Like Everybody Else in the World Appears To. I Think the Bigger Deal You Make Out of It, the More Disappointing it Will Be. Anyways, after Very Little Deliberation I Decided to Cut Out Completely Lebo’s “Egyptian Nights,” Themed Prom. I Have Just as Many Friends at Burlington, and Their Prom Theme is “007 Casino Royale.” Now THAT is a Freaking Prom Theme. Plus I Gave Lebo’s Prom a Chance Last Year, and it Wasn’t Anything Special. It’s Just a Freaking Dance. A Dance that Everybody Gets All Worked Up For. If I Remember Right, Last Year There was 3 Hours of Prom, for 14 Hours of Set-up…. Oh Yes, that was DEFINITELY Worth It. The Thing You Need to Pull Out of This Paragraph is This, I’m Going to Have a Good Time at Prom, but Only Because I’m Not Going to Make a Huge-Ass Deal About It. Smiles.

> Apparently, Web Cams and Other Junk Like that for Your Computer are Called “Peripherals,” Meaning: The Computer can See Out of Them… but Mostly Just Movements, as Opposed to Details of Objects.

> I Think the Whole Point of “Learning” at School is Pretty Much Defunct. I Haven’t Actually Learned Anything Since Probably Near the Beginning of the Year. I Think It has Kind of Evolved Into “Just Get Stuff Done so You can Say You Finished It.”

> I have an Awards Banquet. This Will Have to Be Cut a Tad Short.

> I have One Other Thing, So Bear with Me. Mom Just Farted.

> I Saw Christine’s Play. It was Really Good. That’s Saying Something too, Cause I Hate Most Plays. This One Entertained Me (mostly the first time I experienced It)

Top 5: Facts Showing Prom is 100% to Appease Chicks

5. Formal Wear – Girls: Love it – Guys: HATE IT
4. Unnecessary Spending to Make Something Pretty, Such as the Gym Into “Paris” is Completely a Girl Trait. The Gym was Fine with Me, and You Were Fine Before You put on the $50 Worth of Face Junk

3. The Majority of Girls Like to Dance, The Majority of Guys Hate Dancing
2. Every Single Girl in School Won’t Shut Up About It: Whereas Every Guy Wants Every Girl to Shut Up About It

1. It’s Another Way for a Girl to Think She’s a “Princess,” Which is a Completely Unrealistic Expectation. No Girl Ever Thinks Prom was as Good as She was Expecting it To Be…

Weakuotes:

” Haha You Thought I Meant the Real F-Word “
- Josh Weltha, to Kate Marks, I Didn’t Catch All of It, but I Did Notice Exactly “The F-Word” Written On Her Notebook -

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