Aaron Gillespie

Fact: My Car is Broke Down as of Right Now

> So Here I Am- In Christine’s House… She’s Not. She’s at Work. I’ve Got Nothing Better to Do. I Can’t Go Home Because the Mancar has No Working Battery at this Point in Time and Apparently that’s Kinda a Key Factor in the Workingness (is that word? Workingness?) of an Automobile. This Lesson Taught Me a Few Things Though-

1.Generally People can be pretty Nice- a Guy I Met from Hartford Only Once Before from 3 Years or So Back Stopped to Give Me a Hand…. Jumped My Car.

2. A Jumped Car Doesn’t Necessarily Keep Running Forever.

3. I Can Push My Car Across Flat Grounds Almost Indefinately

4. I Cannot Push My Car Up a Hill

5. 4 Arms are Greater than 2… But Even 4 Arms Can’t Push a Mancar Up a Hill and Around a Corner.

6. Six Arms Can Push the Mancar around that Corner and All the Way into a Garage.

7. I’ve got Great Friends.

8. Mancar Needs a New Battery and/or a Repair Job on it’s Alternator.

> I’m Really Fighting a Number 2. I Refuse to Subject these Kind People in this House to a Possible Nuclear Threat.

> Thank God for the ‘Oh Shit Kit’ Just Today I’ve Used the Jumper Cables, the Gloves, The Comb, the Change of Clothes, the Deodorant, the Flashlight, one of the (four) knives, and a Mint cause I thought My Breath Smelled.

> All Batteries are Martyrs. I Came Up with that Statement About a Year Back. I See Demetri Martin’s Stand Up Where He Mentions Something Very Similar. His was Funnier. Therefore, He Sucks.

> I Would Like to Take a Moment to Speak of My Girlfriend- Nothing Mushy for all of Those Who are Easily Squeamish. I will only speak of the things I never really thought about that I’ve come to really appreciate. If You Don’t Appreciate that then Skip This Bullet Item. Like an all-encompassing knowledge on how to get shit done. Where other’s would breakdown or panic, it’s great to have somebody who keeps their head and more importantly helps you keep your head and assess the situation beautifully. Ultimately helping you get the job done in any situation. Somebody who is Willing to Help you Do what you Want or Need to Do. Mom and Dad asked me to Deliver them the Shutters from the Burlington R.C.I.L. Building so They Could Repaint Them. Christine Managed to not only be there to help my morale, but had she not been there with Me, I’d Still Probably be Up there Trying to Hold those Damn Things In Place While I Screwed (hahaha) them Into Place. I Wanted to Work Out so I Wouldn’t just Become a Tall Un-Toned Rail of Nothingness, So We Worked Out Together- Running, Abs, Push-Ups… Which brings me to my next point- Athleticism. Being able to actually Compete in a game of Basketball, HORSE, or even a game of Pool is such a great thing. Others wouldn’t Try, or Wouldn’t Even Put up the Slightest Challenge. Having Somebody with Whom I Actually Have to Try is Amazing. (even though I still totally kick her ass) Having Somebody with the Same Eating Habits as You. “Hey, Let’s Try that Chinese Place at the Corner” “Hey, How About We Just Eat the Stuff Out of My Air Filter Instead and Save Some Time and Money.” Having the Same Tastes is Something that I’ve REALLY Come to Appreciate. I Love Every Food She Loves and I Hate Every Food She Hates. Never Can You Be More Attracted to Somebody that I was After She Said “I Feel Like Pizza, I Always Feel Like Pizza, If You Ever Feel Like Pizza that’s What We Should Eat Then.”

> —*** End of Spoilers ***—

> I Made This Video the Other Day- Joe and Jon will Have a Part in it Eventually— I Think…. Previews.

> Gotta Run.

 Top 5: Aaron’s Favorite Videos- of His (note: this list was arrived at after much deliberation and is very dependant on what mood it’s creator is in, however, the results reported in this experiment reflect the author’s overall mood toward his shit)

 

5. Previews – The Latest Video I make is Always on this List for a While

4. Mystery Present

3. Chop Suey

2. Great Honkey Ninja

1. The Answer

 

 

 

 Quotes:

 

” This Thing Looks Like a Fly with Wings.”

            - Me. Don’t Ask -

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