Aaron Gillespie

Fact: Honey is the Only Food that Never Spoils

> Senior Trip. It Happened. Flordia. A Week of Running Around. Lack of Sleep. It was Overrated. It was Still Fun, Though. It Was Decent. Douchebag Tee. There was WAY too Much for Me to Go Through it All on the Column. Here’s a Brief Overview

- Pirate Show

- Orlando Studios

- Universal Studios

- MGM Studios

- Other Studios…

- The beach

- Shit Boat Ride

- Two Plane Rides

- Laken Cried Once

- Other Cried

- Good Breakfast

- Good Steak

- Bad Steak Sauce

- Extreme Longing for Home

- One Douchebag Jersey

> I Got Tired of Mottos. I Switched it Back to “Fact of the Updates.”

> I Don’t Have a Job Yet. I’ve Applied to Two Places, Later I’ll Have Two More. Updated Later- It Looks Like I’m Going to be a Pizza Hut Guy this Summer- (most likely)

> I’m REALLY Tired. I’ve Been Running Rabid Around All Over the Place. It’s Been Really Fun. But I’m One Tired Mofo. Tomorrow, I’m Not Leaving This House.

> Joe Sliter Is One Cool Person, And I Think I Would Like To Give Him Five Dollars

> I Spent the Night at Nicks’s’s House. Tyrel, Tayler, Lance and I All Slept in the Same Bed (not Really.) We Played Halo and Ping-Pong. Luke and I had a Rematch that Went Unfilmed. We Should Have Filmed It. The Next Day- Nick and I Filmed Something. Inspired by an Andrew Hammond Idea- “Boxing”

> I’ve Been Wearing Athletic Shorts a Lot Lately- This Leads to a Lack of Quotes Being Written Down. If I Don’t Write Them There’s a 0% Chance I’ll Remember Them.

> I Mowed the Lawn the Other Day- On the Super Z $6000 Mower. It was Like Riding a Rollercoaster- Except I was Mowing.

> I Feel Like Filming Something. I Have No Ideas, Though.

> I Missed a Running On Empty Show Last Night. I Was Tried. Tired of Driving. And I’m Constantly Tired of Emporia.

> I Think I Listen to Music a Bit to Loudly. This Realization was Arrived at After I Drove Home Late the Other Night and When I was Laying Down to Sleep My Ears Were Ringing. Probably Not too Smart.

Top 5: Ways You know You’re From Kansas (adapted from a list of 45 from facebook)

5. 2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn’t a celebrity; he’s your neighbor.)
4. 18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned to multiply.

3. 22. You have had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
2. 42. You call sodas just plain ol’ “Pop”!!

1. 44. You had at least one field trip in grade school that went to a dairy farm or one room school house.

Quotes:

” I’m Like Mother Teresa, But a Man “
- Christine’s Brother-in-Law James -

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