6-15-07 #293 New Computer Time (reedit with no color cause i needed to)

FACT: This is the First Update Done from the New Computer…

> UPS and FedEx are my New Best Friends… They Delivered Me Something that’s Quite Awesome. This Photo is Proof. I’m Going to Run Through Here a Few Features of it I’ve Already Found and Found Useful…. The Following Will All be About My Feelings and Findings with this New Puppy- So if You are Easily “I Don’t Give a Rat’s” About Things of that Nature, You can Just Skip Ahead Now Past It….

-Everything I’ve Plugged into it Has Installed itself Just like It Should; My New Mouse, My Jump Drive, My Still Camera…

-Still Having Trouble Getting the Video Camera to Work…

-My Video Game works on It… So That’s Wicked Awesome.

-Voice Recognition, I Could Write This Column Without Touching the Computer.

-Webcam Action for My Messenger Stuff and Anything else I Can Think Of.

-Immediate Internet Connection with the Network We have here at the House.

-How Much Better Everything is On Here- Just Navigation is Already Way Easier.

-Sadly- How Few Programs I Have that I’m Used Too… I have all of my files that I want on here already…. But I Don’t Have the Programs I’m Used to Just Yet.

-The Speakers are Surprisingly Good…. Most Laptop Speakers Suck.

-I Could go on Forever with Just a Bunch of Little Things… But I’ll Move On. There’s a Lot More Column to be Made.

> I’m Watching “Survivorman” on Discovery Channel. I Feel Like Such the Adult Now. I Have My own Briefcase and I Watch the Discover Channel Instead of Cartoon Network.

> There’s the Good News for Me as of Right Now.

> Christine… My Fair Maiden… has Gone to Europe, I Think She’s in France This Instant, Which Would be Great if I Didn’t Want to Talk to Her, But That’s Not the Case. I Haven’t Gotten to Speak with Her in the Past 3 Days, and There’s a Good Chance that that Trend will Continue All the Way Up Until the 28th… Pretty much Two Weeks. In the Meantime- I’ll Continue Putting the Last Two Letters in the Word “Lonesome.”

> I Stole Another Shirt Idea from the Fellows at the Lonely Island… Here’s the First Example of That- and Here’s the Most Recent One.

> Now that I Have All of this Technology, I Want to Camping> The Column has a Gotten Extremely Personal Lately. That’s Not Necessarily a BAD thing- But If I’m Hoping to Open this Up to Anybody to Read, I Should Probably Write More Things that Everybody can Enjoy Like This.

> How About that Airline Food… or the Lines at the DMV…. Uh………

> I’m Going to Go so I Can Work on the Scavenger Hunt Some… I Need to Finish Stuff Up on That. July 21st. That’s Official.

Top 5: Things I Still want to Do with this Computer…
5. Another Gig of Ram
4. TV Tuner
3. External Harddrive
2. Uh…… I Need an S-Video Cable… I guess
1. Maybe a Cooling Mat or Something….. I’m Pretty Good with what I have.

Quotes:

” We Need Something to Do with Jello… Because that Stuff is Cool. My Stuff is Getting Dumber and Dumber ”
- Jon Sliter, Helping with Ideas for the Scavenger Hunt –

” That Gnome is a Faggot, I want to Kick His Ass. ”
- Anon. -

One Response to “6-15-07 #293 New Computer Time (reedit with no color cause i needed to)”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Muuuuuch better !!!

    so, check out flickr and I whats up with you selling your skateboard stuff ? :(

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