Aaron Gillespie

Fact: Life Isn’t Short, It’s the Longest Thing You’ll Ever Do

>  Hot Rod.

> There’s Like, 50 Male Enhancement Pills Out There. I Think if You Needed to and Took Those, and You Had a Little Boy with Some Girl Who Reaped the Benefits of the Pills, and That Little Boy Accidentally Saw Your Newly Enlarged Penis, and He Grew Up to Be Like You Before You Took the Pills, He would Be Disappointed. Yes that was One Sentence, and Yes it was Worthy of You Reading It. So Shut Up.

> This is Really Dumb, but a .38 is a Gun Right…. Now… Hold both your Hands Up in Front of Your Face. Then Count from either Side, and Hold Up Finger #3 and #8. Those Things Were Kind of Similar to Me.

> I Watched Daniel Tosh’s Comedy Central Special the Other Night. He was Pretty Offensive Even for Me. A Lot of His Stuff was Really Funny, Though.

> I’m Extremely Lost. I’ve had Some Fun Lately, But I Haven’t Actually had a Good Time Since She Left. I Figured It’d be Okay. I Would Just, Do Other Stuff, Make Videos, Update This, Do Anything… But I Can’t. I Don’t Know Why, I Don’t Even Feel Like Waking Up. I Just want to Lay Around, and I Don’t Even Want to Do That. It’s Terrible. 10 Days. 10 Days. 10 Days. 240 Hours. 14400 Minutes. 10 Days Too Long. I have Plenty of Stuff to Do. My Mind Just… Won’t Do It. I Really Cannot Describe the Feeling.

> I Just Found Out a USB Plug Fits Pretty Snugly into a Modem Port or Whatever You Call Them Phone Cable Mabobers.

> I Went Out with Nick, Lance, Luke, Aaron, Hilary, and Samantha the Other Day. It Took My Mind of Stuff…. Almost. It was Fun, Though.

> Picture to Go Out On. Uh… This One.

Top 5: (only 5) Scavenger Hunt Goals that Have Been in All Three Hunts

5. Get a Kiss
4. Crossdress

3. Fake an Injury
2. Breakdance Battle in Public

1. Use the Worst Pick-Up Line You Know

Quotes:

” Nick You Dick “
- Everybody on the Boat when He Got Back On after Tubing with Samantha and Kicking Her Off of Hers -

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