7/29/07 #297 Scavenger Hunt 3

Fact: Scavenger Hunt 3 was a Close Knit Awesome Experience

 >  Yes. Scavenger Hunt Three has Come and Went. Thus Leading Me to Realize the Next Big Thing in My Life is Move-In Day. That’s Some Crazy Stuff Right There if I Do Say so Myself (which I do.)

 > But about the Scavenger Hunt, Only Two Teams Actually Showed- My Team and Nick’s Team. This Leads Me to Realize that Next Year I Need to Actually Invite the Team Captains over to My House and Say “Listen you Bastards, This is the Date, Make DAMN SURE You can Do It. If Not, I’ll be Forced to Pee Upon Your Leg.” Anyways, Even Though we Only had Eight Participants (5 of which were on my team) it was Still a Great Day. We Stole Nick’s Flag and Totally Pwned those Noobs. I’ve also Learned How to Make a Better Hunt. I Consciously Tried to Realize Exactly What Could Make the Hunt Better.

 

 > I’m Throwing Stuff from the Computer onto My New External Hard Drive Otherwise I’d be Importing the Footage from the Hunt Right Now. I Think as it Is, I’m Going to Finish this Update, then in about 3 hours I’ll Have the Clips for the Top 5:. (edited Later On- ) Check that, I Made a Highlight Film of All the Scavenger Hunt Films. The Top Five will be Worded Instead of Videoed. That’s The Only Word I can Think of with 3 Vowels in a Row. Videoed. Queen, too, I Guess.

 > Remember Angelica from the Rugrats? That Chick was a Bitch.

 

 > Somebody Saw My “Pissing Your Girlfriend Off Part 2” Video On Youtube and Called Up Dairy Queen. They Said that I “Practically Made a Guide on Breaking into Dairy Queen. I find this to be Quite Ridiculous. If Somebody wanted to Break Into Dairy Queen, I’m Pretty Sure My Advice on Digging a Tunnel Through Concrete or Using Ducttape to Magically Warp Yourself inside Might Not be the Best Route of Entrance. I’m Not Mad, I’m a Little Offended, but Mostly I’m Just Shocked that Anybody Could Possibly Take a Stupid Video of Mine the Least Bit Serious. Anyways, I Removed the Video from the Internet, I’m Just Going to Drop this Subject and Never Bring it Up Again.

 > A GOOD Video to Go Out On? No Way! Here’s a Scavenger Hunt Highlight Film-

 

Top 5: Memories from the Hunt


5. The Visit Josh Paid to Kesler’s House
4. Tivoli Not Letting Us Puss Out
3. The STD Rock
2. The Lady Who Didn’t Want to Talk to My Bum
1. The End of the Night

Quotes:

” Did You Poop Your Pants “
         - Dad, after walking to the trashcan from which I was just leaving -

” No, I Didn’t Fart Over There “
         - Myself, In Reply –
 

” No I Mean Literally….. Why are These Boxers in the Trash “
         - Dad, In Return – Side Note: My Boxers were in the Trash Because I ripped Them Trying to Put them On Two Legs at a Time –
 

2 Responses to “7/29/07 #297 Scavenger Hunt 3”

  1. Brandon Says:

    great video

  2. Alissa Says:

    If someone actually believed that you were promoting breaking into Dairy Queen, they are idiots. And if the person that believed that happens to be reading this, pull your head out of your ass and learn to take a joke.

    I have an idea for your scavenger hunt next year - have dad write the list of tasks. Or maybe Amy . . . some of her college friends did some crazy shit.

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