Aaron Gillespie

Fact: “Normal” means “Perpendicular,” and “Significant” means “Reliable.”

 >  Let Me Get Started Off with a Note about the Fact- Those are Two Translations of Words from Different Subject Perspectives. Normal Normally Mean’s Normal- But when Looked at from a Physical Point of View, the “Normal” Force- the Force on a Object Perpendicular to the Surface it’s Resting On. The Significant Side of that Sentence is Dwells within the Realm of Psychology-

 > So I have to Share My Bathroom with 8 or 9 Other Dudes, Right? You’d Think, Since that Bathroom is the Bathroom that They Call Home to, They’d Try to Keep it Nice I mean, It’s Not like This Thing is a True Public Restroom… Anyways, After Many Instances of Disgust I’ve Decided to Take Up an Alias “Tinkle Fairy” (which many of you might recognize from “the Family Guy”) and Leave Little Inspirational Messages Now and Again… Here’s My First Set of Messages…. Wide Angle – Sign One – Sign Two. (note: as of 2 Hours Later, the Messages are Still Up- But Ineffective Against the Onslaught of Human Urine)

 

 > You Might Ask “Hey Aaron, Didn’t You Update Yesterday?” Well My Friend, the Answer is “Why Yes, I Did.” (and if you scroll down you’ll notice that I incorrectly Labeled it as Two Days Ago…) “But Aaron, Why in God’s Name Would You Update the Column More than Once Ever Millennia?” Well, I Can Answer that Simply. I’ve Caught Up on All of My Homework- and I’ve Got Nothing Much better to Do. Plus Lately I’ve Been Inspired. You Might also be Asking, “Aaron, We are About Halfway Through the Update, and you Haven’t Mentioned Anything about Hitman yet?” Well, Right Again You are My Friend… Will I Discuss Hitman any Further from Last Time? Let’s Read on and Find Out… Shall We?

 > FURTHER DISCUSSION OF THE HITMAN MOVIE THAT WAS MENTIONED LAST UPDATE: Well, If You Didn’t Watch the New Trailer in the Last Update Like I Suggested, I Suggest You Go Back and Follow My Suggestion (both this one and the last one) – That’s Option A, Option B is to Skip Down to the Next Bulleted Item Right Now. I’d Like to Point Out How Well Filmed this Trailer Seems to Be. Every Shot in it is What I would Deem “a Good Shot.” The Overhead of the Group Walking in the Hall, the Guns from the Ice Bin, the Part Where that Lady’s Top Starts to Come Off… All Very Good Shots. The Only Thing I’m Worried about is that They will Deviate from 47’s Personality in the Games, One of Almost Pure Silence and Mystery, in Order to Try to Make Him into a More “Badassed Vin Diesel Triple X” Style. From a Filmmaker’s Perspective I See Why They Would Do so, It Draws in a Much Wider Audience Appeal… But from the Videogame Enthusiast (nerd)’s Perspective, I Could See them Really Failing with the Truly Dedicated Fans of the Series. They Already Did it Once When They Elected Not to Chose David Bateson for the Character (the ACTOR that 47’s Character was both Modeled after, and Voiced By) Anyways, Because You Read this, You Now are Entitled to Put a “Do Not” After the First Word of the Next Bullet… And Pretty Much Skip Over Everything After “Suck.”

 

 > You Suck, You Should have Watched the Trailer.

 

 > Yeah.

 > I’ve Kinda Lost Gusto at this Point in Time. I’m Supposed to be Calling Christine in the Very Near Future… So I’m Going to Do that the Instant I’m Done with this Bad Boy.

 > Okay This Completely Fizzled Out at the End. I’m Going to Call Christine and Read about Hitman. Have Fun Until I Update Again.

 

Top 5: Least Mature (therefore most common) Names of People I’ve Played Against in Halo Online

5. StubbiestMidget
4. Mr. T……. Bag3. BobsonDik
2. Glock n’ Balls1. Dr. Nippletits

Quotes:

” There was a Girl Today Who Said ‘Wicked Awesome’ and it Made Me think of You “
         - Nick Garrett, after I asked him if “nifty” was a cool word to use –
” Just Because it is ‘Significant,’ it Doesn’t Necessarily Mean it’s ‘Important’”
         - David Holmes, (my Psyc Teacher) -

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