Back to sanity …. #347
Column is…. GO:
> So I decided to do a hybrid of the columns which I’ve recently deleted and the good old fashioned ones. You may ask yourself, “Aaron, why did you delete those three entries?” Well, if you are wondering that, I have a simple answer.
I was sick all day today.
I decided to read them.
I decided to delete them.
I decided to discontinue that notion.
End that endeavor.
Cease that crease.
Okay that last one didn’t make any sense.
Anyways. It was too personal. I used names. I don’t like naming names. I’m still going to write about stuff that’s personal to me… but do it more discretely. Like a ninja.
> I think things are getting better. Like, better-better. I accept that I’m single. I know a few things I need to work on. I’ve got goals. Dreams. I know a few things I like to do. I’m going to live my damn life the way I damn want to.
Plus I’m going to be rich.
Plus I’ll be a pirate.
Drink rum.
But not too much.
> Jon Sliter and I are looking to join forces to create a super mega website. By that, I mean that instead of him getting his own site like this one, we are going to each have our own offshoot of the same website. Like skatecolumns was so long ago. Doubling the audience and feeding of each other’s shit. We have been collaborating as far as names go.
Top 5: Possible names for Jon and my website
5. Bamboozers.com
4. HalfAMeatBall.com
3. ShallowAndPedantic.com
2. AarJon.com
1. MadMonkeyDuck.com
> I have seen the new Batman movie 3 times now. I’ve decided that I want a super-badass coin that I can flip whenever I need to make important decisions in life. My roommate in college used a quarter… I want something at least 4 times as cool. Something that I can give a funny nickname to so that every time I have to resort to using it the person with me will laugh. The bank tellers here at the Lebo bank already know me as two-dollar Aaron because I always get a 2-dollar bill with my withdrawals. I bet they’ve got some cool-ass coins that I could use. I became 2-Dollar Aaron because I knew that if I got two 1-dollar bills I would waste them in a vending machine somewhere… so that same theory would work with a dollar coin.
> anyways, I’ll leave you with a quote. Something that my father probably never thought he’d have to tell me…
Quotes:
“ That would be enough to get four guys drunk "
- Dad Gillespie giving me that “you did something retarded” speech that he’s never really had the chance to give me before -
August 7th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Great. There goes my awesome comment. And now people are going to go back to thinking you’re a drummer, since it doesn’t say otherwise eight times on the front anymore.
But I do like this a lot better than those last three. Well done.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Finally. It’s liked you took a good hold of both ears and finally pulled your head out. Who knew it took outrageous amounts of drinking to do so … Wait, I think both Amy and I recommended that. LOL
Good to see you’re back. And still not a girlie-looking drummer!