I don’t think I covered anything important, #339

Motto: Blue Powerade Aids My Power

 

 > Carlos Mencia is not nearly as funny as he thinks he is. There I said it. I’m tired of seeing his commercials while I’m watching the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. He sucks. If you like him or his show, I would be willing to bet you are an elite member of the bottom-half of society.

 > I finished my basketball/skateboarding-not-supposed-to-be-taken-seriously video. “Seriously Extreme Basketballing.”

 

 > I really ran out of things to say quickly with this update. There’s another Carlos Mencia ad on tv right now. I really, really, can’t stand that smug unfunny bastard. Sometimes advertisements can work against themselves. Check the top five.

 > I can’t use my phone at work to write down quotes, that’s really the only time I have much social interaction. So I guess I’m going to have to figure something else out…

 

Top 5: Advertisements that have caused me to never do what they want me to do.

 

5. Those online dating service commercials, not only because I have a girlfriend already, but also because the announcer sounds stupid. He’s permanently stuck in that “baby talk” voice mode.

 

4. E-surance, need I say more?

 

 

3. Carlos Mencia’s commercials. Smug. Stupid.

 

2. HeadOn- that direct forehead medicine. Apply directly to the forehead. I will kill you.

 

1. Any Old Navy commercials. I cannot stand ANY of those retarded ads.

Quotes:

“ Can God make a rock so big, that not even he can lift it? “
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5 Responses to “I don’t think I covered anything important, #339”

  1. MuNcHkIn_EaTeR Says:

    thanks for hating stuff i hate.
    i think the headon commercial makers should be shot…

  2. MuNcHkIn_EaTeR Says:

    oh.
    i watched your video.
    it was ok.
    haha.
    and that shot where you just chucked it…
    i watched it closely…
    YOU MISSED.
    and that guy at the end…
    loser.
    anyone who dates him must be weird.

  3. Alissa Says:

    I hate the Head On commercial too.
    Unfortunately the mere fact we’re mentioning it makes it a brilliant marking strategy. They were a no-name brand in an already saturated market of headache medicines and became top of mind practically overnight.
    Glad to see you making movies again.

  4. Brandon Says:

    will you teach me the gangle?

    btw.. check your myblog log.. I added you as the author and you may have to click a link or something

    lata

    ps.. sweet to see the vids again man!!

  5. The Columnist Says:

    good spot Ms. Menard,

    but I never actually claimed to make it.

    I just assumed most people would be gullible enough to think I did.

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